Gravity Falls: Ask the characters!

Soos' and Grunkle Stans' Soap Opera!

River: Hey guys! ok, so one of you requested a..... *squints at paper* SOAP OPERA???

Mabel: Oooh, can we do it with socks?

Dipper: Uh, remember the last time we did that?

Mabel: Oh yeah... let's not do that.

Soos: Who's gonna be in it, dude?

River: Let's see... Soos and Grunkle Stan! Looks like it's your time to shine!

Grunkle Stan: I refuse to participate. You can't make me!

*two hours later*

*Grunkle Stan, wearing a Viking hat and braids*

Grunkle Stan: Laaaaaaaaaaaaa!

*glass shatters*

Grunkle Stan: I think I'm getting the hang of it!

Soos: I dunno, dudes. I think I'm breaking my costume.

*costume rips*

Soos: Uh, I'm gonna go change now.

Mabel: I need more drama, more pizzaz!

*does jazz hands*

*giggles*

Mabel: pizzazzzzzz!

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River: Alright guys, lemme hear what you think about it!

Grunkle Stan: Never..... Again....

Soos: Those costumes were evil, dude.

Mabel: And I have it all right here on camera!

*Soos and Grunkle Stan dive for the camera*

River: Wait, where's Dipper?

*walks into Dippers room*
*sees Dipper using computer*

River: What are you doing?

Dipper: Oh, just posting my video of the soap opera.

Mabel: Run Dipper, run!!!

*Soos and Grunkle Stan tackle Dipper*

Dipper: AAAAAAHHH!

River: Um, well thank you for reading, and- oof! Um, vote comment bye!!

*Soos and Grunkle Stan tackle River*

River: Hellllllp!