All Is Fair In Love and War

Elephant In The Room

Hey Minna! I hope you like this next chapter! Get ready for fired shots.

"I think I like..." Natsu paused, stroking his fake beard. Everyone inched forward, wanting to know the answer.

"Common Salamander! Tell us who!" Gajeel yelled, dying from the suspense. Gray and Mira were about ready to beat it out of him.

Natsu took a long ass time to give an answer, but he finally said, "I think I like... Lucy!" He pointed to Lucy and smiled.

"WHAT?!" Lisanna cried clutching her fists while Lucy danced in joy. "W-why are you in love with a girl like her? A phony like her!" Lisanna screamed.

Lucy stopped dancing and stared daggers into Lisanna's eyes. She thought Lisanna was as sweet as her big sister, but clearly jealousy got the best of her.

"Who you calling phony? You let everyone in Edolas believe you came back to them." Lucy said putting her hands on her hips.

"Well you're a whore." Lisanna snapped. "Walking around with almost no clothes all the time like Gray."

"Double Combo!" Romeo said in a deep voice.

"If you can turn into animals, turn into the little bug you are!" Lucy said inching closer.

"Shots fired!" Wendy joined Romeo in announcing the pownage.

"At least I don't need minions to do my battles for me!" Lisanna took a step toward Lucy.

"They're not minions, they're my friends, and I don't need them to fight for me, they fight with me!" Lucy pulled out her whip and wrapped it around Lisanna's legs, causing her to fall.

"Get whipped!" Romeo shouted.

Lisanna turned into a mouse and tried to scurry up Lucy's leg, but she almost got stomped on, so she turned into herself again.

"STOP IT!" Erza shouted causing all the guild members to stop yelling and bidding. "Natsu has made his choice, now leave it alone Lisanna!" Erza and Mira glared at Lisanna, telling her to be like Elsa and let it go or else...a (I had to!😂)

Lisanna ran out crying. She wanted Natsu to be her's. She wanted Lucy to pay for stealing her love.

There was an elephant in the room now. Everyone was just awkwardly sitting somewhere, not talking. Natsu was kid of sad that his childhood friend was upset with him and Lucy, but he was overall happy with his choice. "I love you Luce."

"I love you too Natsu." They whispered to each other, and luckiy no one else heard it.

A/N: Hello Minna! Hope this one was good, the comebacks were terrible though...
Natsu: They really were
A/N: Shut up!
Lucy: Vote for this chapter if you liked it!
Lisanna: I would have liked it to be NaLi...
A/N: Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT!
Lisanna: Geez
Wendy: The Author does not own Fairy Tail! The rightful owner is Hiro Mashima-san!
A/N: Thanks Wendy! Later Minna!