You had just left from work. You still hadn't saved up the money you needed to buy that car, so ,of course, you had to get a Spree ride. You're praying you get Kurt, the internet 'star', known for his two viewers and stupid skits. "Yes!" you audibly whisper as your five star driver pops up. You can't wait to be famous, or at least, hitch a ride with that sexy guy. You sit on the bench near the sidewalk and wait. A car pulls up. The window rolls down, and Kurt asks "Are you Y/N?" You respond with "Yeah!" He makes a 'come on' motion with his hands and gives you a sorta seductive smile. You go to open the door. Locked. "My bad!" He says, and clicks the button on the side. This time, the door opens without any problems. You sit down and immediately start ranting about how much you love his videos. "Are you KurtsWorld96?" You ask, to make sure. "Yep! Do you know me?" You respond with "Yes! I love you and Bobby . You guys are hilarious." Kurt turns around, with the biggest grin you've ever seen on his face. "Are you (Your username)? You're my only viewer besides Bobby! I'll spare you." What did he mean by that? No matter, just keep talking. "Yeah! I am . Could I get your phone number?" Kurt asks if he could put in your phone and you gladly agree and give him it. He types it in quickly. He drops you off at your house and you go to lay in your bed. You sit there for an unmeasurable amount of time, for all you could think about is that you have your favorite streamer's phone number. You decide to call him up. "Hello, Y/N. This is Kurt." You say the first thing that comes to mind. "Wanna come over?" Oops. You probably should've thought about that before you said it. "Woah! You sure do move quick, but sure. What's your address?..." You hesitate before giving him it, knowing this could end up being a live or death situation. You finally say "69,420 Maple Road." He responds. "I'll be there in around 15 minutes." You are so horny right now. You lie there in bed , staring at the ceiling, and eventually you hear a knock at the door. You get up to open it, and he's not laying off on the knocking. He's impatient, in a funny way. You open the door. "Hey." He says after he walks in. He's wearing a black and white checkered. suit. "Wow! What are you dressed up for?" He is obviously quite flustered at that comment. "Well, a beautiful girl deserves a handsome man, right?" Oh my god. Now THAT was hot. "I- I mean yeah, I guess." You try to be nice. "Do you want me to make something to eat?" You ask Kurt, and he gives a sort of shrug and smiles. You walk into the kitchen, opening the freezer. You have two hot pockets. You turn to face Kurt, who was behind you. "I'm sorry , I don't have much , but i could still heat these up." He's polite and says "Sure!" You go back to preparing the hot pockets and grin. You never thought , in thirty years, that you'd meet this guy. "I have some waters in my ca- Nevermind." He says, in a strange way. You don't say anything. You sit down with the hot pockets and hand him his plate. He devours that. You take the opportunity, and say, "I wonder what else you can eat like that." He shifts awkwardly, and you can see his face tinge with pink. "You look amazing tonight." He says, with certainty in his voice. "You do too, Kurt." He sits there for a minute, and asks , "So, what's your job?" He's not going to judge you, you think, but you still stop for a mo!ent before saying you work at a gas station. "Oh, cool. I'm, obviously, a spree driver." You laugh at his remark and ask if he wants to go upstairs and watch a movie or something. He agrees, and follows you to your bedroom. You guys fall onto the bed and lay next to each other. You grab the remote, and nod at Kurt. "What do you wanna watch?" He thinks, and finally settles on a movie you've never seen before. "This is one of my favorites! " He says with excitement. He wraps his arm around you . There's a million thoughts going through your head. You're overjoyed about everything. Half way through the movie, around two hours, because you guys kept pausing to talk or make fun of one of the characters, he asks, "Would you wanna go out sometime?" You stop yourself from full on screaming, but you still say louder than normal, "Yes!" He smiles at you and sits up. You feel frozen there, unable to move . He grabs your waist and kisses you. Hoooooooly shit. You're actually doing this. You're so fucking insane. You did the normal thing an educated person would do , and returned the kiss. " I love you. " Kurt says. "I love you too, Kurt."
END OF CHAPTER ONE
