They both start to blush and get red, and Michelle's tail starts wagging as well as her ears start getting very massive. In reality though it turns out Hayden a normal fairy was somehow giving birth right at this moment... to a...a newborn?! How could this be as she seems to have no interactions with any men. A cute Gacha girl then walks up to them and tells them this, "hey cuties 🥰, I decided to give you a Gacha baby for visiting our world. Love ya mwaaa."
Soon, this hot, musky Gacha girl reveals her name to be Adria, and despite her obvious stupidity and a need to be a pick me, both Hayden, the newborn, and Michelle were falling head over heels in love!! In fact, the newborn was so in love it learned how to walk and talk in that very moment! It ran up to Adria and ima deep, hot voice (almost like Corpse but hotter, cuz his voice isn't hot) said , "MAMA GIMME SOME SUGAA 👹👹". At that very moment they decided to name this baby UNCLE DREW. Uncle Drew then ran away to kidnap random girls and harass people named Kaia into being their discord kitten and his "Bbg". Oh btw he is also is most definitely a sex offender, and loves saying "HEY BBG" in his ugly ass roach costume and his big, fat, juicy, slippery, lips smacking as he does it.
Uncle Drew then starts blasting the Gacha theme (earrape btw.) He's so proud. Then he starts to groom Adria.. Michelle realizes that she's so inlove w/ Adria. "I HAVE TO SAVE HER!" she says.. but then, she thought of her 10$ knock off AirPods...GASP... THEY AREN'T CHARGED..!!!! How do I get back to the place we were!!?? ( aka the toilet stall they were at in the beginning. ) she looks at Hayden..
Hayden the fairy who had just given birth to the next generation leader of groomers responds, "idk, but I miss the bathroom and watching the students in the classroom in my secret fairy form." Hayden also missed watching Riverdale, where she would simp for the basic white girls. She then resides to call the Gacha cops, who had mostly escaped prisoners who scammed their way into the position.
Then, as the Gacha cop slowly walked up, a badge was very visible, and it said "Kaia/Nico". OH NO, Kaia/Nico thought, THIS DUDE IS GONNA HARASS ME AND CALL ME BBG. IDK HOW I KNOW THIS BUT ITS GACHA LOGIC AND IG I DO NOW 😱. Then, the worst possible thing happened, Adria turned herself into an emo and started doing a Gacha singing battle with Michelle and Hayden!! All while this happened and they were singing "I'm in love with an Emo Girl" with a surprisingly good impression of Gru's voice from Despicable Me, Kaia/Nico was being verbally harassed by Uncle Dumbass and asked to be a discord kitten!! Kaia/ Nico then got kidnapped and never heard from again. Oh well 🤷♀️. Next thing you know everybody was just focused on the singing battle. Honestly, it was ass, these random white bitches had no vocals and could probably use a good 97 years of being taught, but it was more interesting than the "Your not my Alpha" GLMM happening in the background. That shit was basic asf.
