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Rooster: IMAGINE GETTING BEAT BY PHOENIX AND BOB IN A DOG FIGHT 💀😭💀 @Hangman

Hangman: fuck off.

Phoenix: You're implying that as if we're bad pilots.

Rooster: i didn't mean it that way!!! he's just so fucking cocky all the time.

Bob: I think it's charming.

Phoenix: Bob was blushing when you told him you dream of him, Hangman. I saw him because I came to get him for training.

Rooster: BOB x HANGMAN?!??? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕💞💕💞💕💞

Hangman: oh my god shut up.

Maverick: Let's not ignore how I kicked all of your asses in our dogfighting exercises.

Y/n: thank you for kicking their ass mav, I got to see roos do pushups. 😻

Rooster: i'm glad you enjoyed it, sweetheart. i know i sure didn't.

Payback: I swear to God I can never seem to beat Maverick.

Maverick: And you never will!!

Rooster: now don't get too cocky senior citizen.

Maverick: Stop with the old people jokes! I'm not even old!!!

Hangman: bro's been a captain for fucking 60 years.

Phoenix: Shut up already, geez. Anyways, Hard Deck at 6?

Bob: I'm coming!

Hangman: i'll go since bob is coming.

Rooster: i have nothing better to do. @y/n wanna go with me honey?

Y/n: pick me up at 5:30 you big stud!

Fanboy: I'm going go play pool!

Maverick: @PennyBenjamin Down for a date sweetheart? 😉

Rooster: gross. senior citizens flirting.

Penny: 😭😭😭

Hangman: penny after maverick only lasts 20 seconds

Phoenix: You're acting like you can last longer??

Bob: Oh but he can...

Rooster: fucking nasty.

Hangman: why do you act like you and y/n never 'do it'?

Rooster: it's something i'd rather not talk about with the people I work with. especially not Mav.

Maverick: It's okay Rooster, I don't mind.

Rooster: nobody was even talking to you, coffin dodger.

Maverick: I wonder what your dad would say Bradley. 😡

Rooster: he can't say anything, he's dead.

Hangman: bro 😭😭😭

Maverick: 😐

Y/n: okay enough, get your asses to the hard deck.

*Everyone has gone offline*

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