you've had a crush on shrek for a while now.
you and shrek flirted but you guys never made a move.
today was the day you were going to confess you toe curling, mouth drooling obsession with shrek.
you and shrek for filming a tiktok.
you watched him do the WAP so gracefully, it made you admire him even more.
"be my baka" I muttered under my breath.
"what did you say shawty?" he said with his very very very deep voice.
he bit his lip so hard he started bleeding.
"OH MY GAWD MY BABBY GUSHIE! ARE YOU OKAY!!!" you begun to panic.
UugGhHhhhhHhhh
he moaned.I couldn't take it no moe.
I slurped the rest of my slur-pie. Sssllllluuurrrppppp.
"you gonna finish the rest of that" he asked.
LAWD.
"YOU CAN HAVE IT SHREKY BOO!!" I said,
I threw up the rest of the cherry slurpee in the cup and gave it to him.
he smiled at you with generousity, teeth and all. big goo goo eyes out like he wanted you.
"yOuR a GoOd BaKa" he said.
"SHREK! YOUR PERFECT! PICK ME CHOOSE ME, LOVE-" he interrupted you before you could finish your sentence.
"Y/N I HAVE LOVED YOU SINCE THE DAY YOU CAME OUT THE WOMB, THE WAY YOU LAUGHED AND LOOKED AT ME WAS JUST-" he can't finish his sentence and i see a tear drop from his eyes.
*flashback*
"don't cry baka!" I said hugging him.
he then looks up with me smiling.
"what happened?" I asked in concern.
"SIKEEEEEEE"
y/n died of embarrassment.
the end.