Featuring: Edgelord Squad!
Ridley, Mewtwo, Wolf and Meta Knight.
1
Ridley: Hey is stabbing someone immoral?
Wolf: Not if they consent.
Meta Knight: It depends on who you're stabbing.
Mewtwo: Um, YES!?!
2
Wolf: *Howls*
Ridley: *Screeches louder to assert dominance*
Meta Knight, covering his ears(?): Should we do something?!
Mewtwo: No. I want to see who wins.
3
Meta Knight: Isn't is strange we pay to see other people?
Wolf: What, like plane tickets?
Ridley: Concert tickets?
Mewtwo: Prostitution...?
Meta Knight: (holding new frames.)
Meta Knight: Glasses. I'm talking about glasses.
4
Ridley, tinkering with the engine of a crumbling airship: ...I think we're missing something.
Wolf: Teamwork?
Meta Knight: Cohesion?
Mewtwo climbing up from rubble: A general sense of what we're doing?!
5
Ridley: *Gently taps table*
Wolf: *Taps back*
Mewtwo: What are they doing?
Meta Knight: Morse code.
Ridley: *Aggressively tape table*
Wolf: *Slams hand down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
To put it simply, all of them are friends that tend to cause chaos together.
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