"Baaabe" Y/n called for her husband lovingly "Breakfast is ready". The breakfast table was centred with exotic dishes like cashew noodles, snake charmer pasta, iPhone torch and the main course which was a huge poisonous iguana.
Y/n walked into their room after Tanyeng didn't respond and saw him peacefully sleeping as the gentle morning sun gently lay itself upon his slightly messy hair.
She blushed a bit before climbing up on the bed with one leg on the bed and messed up Tanyeng's hair and whispered close to his ear "Breakfast baby"Tanyeng groaned and walked down the stairs in his Givenchy pyjamas and Gucci slippers to see the huge feast of all his favs and immediately went over there to get seated and eat
"No so fast" Y/n said giggling and pulled Tanyeng by the arm while blindfolding him.
She took him to a mysterious place and said "Happy anniversary hehe".
Y/n then pulled out this huge weapon with a spiky ball at the end and bashed his head in "DINNER IS SERVED BITCH THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR HOOKING UP WITH 97 GIRLS THIS MONTH" y/n said in a deep manly voiceAnd they lived happily never after