Whats going in a baby Turtle's head when born

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Motherfucker what is this shit.sand?
Fuck sand.i hate sand. thanks,mum.
Thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving
Me hear on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? Oh my god mum, you suck more than anyone has ever sucked. I'm getting to that ocean just so I can urinate on your carapace. I'm gonna urinate on it so hard. Fucking sand. I think five of my brothers just got eaten.good, I hated Those assholes. I'm coming.mum. you've got blood on your flippers, bitch

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