𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴 l 𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗲𝘇 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺

simps

part 1
i feel fuckin burnt out from this ngl
my humour is getting lamer lol anyways this chapter is just
SIMPING

hankey - hongjoong
smiley - seonghwa
tanker - yunho
yank - yeosang
sank - san
mangle - mingi
wool - wooyoung
haribo - jongho

juri - juyeon from the boyz

8 makes one ass

yank
stop calling me a milf
bruh
im a child

haribo
you cant be a child if im the child

yank
shut your nuts

wool
no baby youre not 🥺🥺
in fact, ur very hot 🤪🤪😜
...
mo mm 😏

yank
...
fuck you thats seonghwa's job

smiley
😳

wool
mo

yank
i just said to not call me that'!
woo did you snort the pixie sticks again?

wool
bruh no
do you doubt me that much??!
im offended 💔
i've been your best boyfriend for 8 years 💔❤️‍🩹
im hurt

yank
bitch what???

tanker
i can confirm he didn't
ive been with him the whole morning even before we swam :3

yank
im kinda glad you asked me out for that
the heat out here is too much im sweating my balls off

tanker
yes you were very hot and i quote, "i want to lie on a big white cold marble kitchen counter naked"

wool
COUGh exhibition kink COUGJ

yank
HOW IS THAT EXHIBITION
IM NOT EVEN ASKING ANYONE TO FUCK ME IN THE KITCHEN?

sank
why so specific??3?)3$
HmmMmM??? 🤨🤨

yank
no one asked
SHUT

wool
yeah thats why you took off your shirt out in public didn't you?
😍😍
you looked so hot WHOOPPP
SLAYYYYYY
🤣🤣

yank
omg shut up
not everyone needs to know!!

wool
how can i shut up if you look like
like
like
yhis...
THIS !2!2$3$:&:'dnwnen!!3!!3!

tanker
Aphrodite is that you??

wool
fr

yank
like what
WHATT HE FUCK
STOP

sank