As someone in the Armed Detective Agency, you would think that Y/n L/n would at least be a little bit productive during the day. Well, you're wrong. However, he always seems to be wide awake during the night, earning himself the nickname "Lazy Worka...
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"I MOST SINCERELY APOLOGIZE!!"
"H-Huh...?"
Y/n sipped on his (tea/coffee/hot drink) as the eldest Tanizaki, Jun'ichiro, continued to apologize to Atsushi for his behavior rather loudly. Currently, Y/n and a few others were at the cafe under the agency to take a small break. During this time, Tanizaki and his sister joined them, and Tanizaki took it as his chance to finally apologize to Atsushi about what happened this morning.
"It may have been just a test... but I was deeply rude to you," Tanizaki said, genuinely feeling guilty about the testing.
"Oh! N-No it's all right..." Atsushi stuttered, shocked on how nice and kind Tanizaki really was.
"Why are you groveling, Tanizaki?" Kunikida questions as he put his tea down for a second, "That was all part of the job."
"Indeed!" Dazai chimed in with a smile, "And so was that pompous way you finished it, yes?" He copied Kunikida's pose from this morning, teasing him, "'The Matchless Poet'!!"
Kunikida claimed with a small blush on his face out of embarrassment, "WH-?! NO!! Not at all!! That's just how I do it, all right?!"
"Dazai..." Y/n said in a small warning tone as he lifted his fork to eat his cake that was just brought out, "What did I tell you about teasing Kunikida for the day? Quit it."
Dazai huffed as he shuffled away from Kunikida with a pout, "Party pooper..."
Kunikida sighed, giving a nod to Y/n in appreciation before turning to Atsushi, "Regardless, lad... Starting today, you are now part of the agency. Do not do anything that interferes with others or besmirches our good name. I, and everyone else here, take that very seriously. Right, Dazai?"
"Ah, that bewitching server..." Dazai said in a daze with sparkles around him, "Were I to ask her to strangle me, I wonder if she would accept..."
"SILENCE, YOU DISSEMINATOR OF DICONTENT!!"
The bickering and laughter between Dazai and Kunikida continued, making everyone but Y/n sweatdrop. Y/n sighed once more out of tiredness as he gulped down his cake before turning to the arguing Kunikida and Dazai. He raised both of his fists and slammed them down on Dazai and Kunikida's head.
"OWCH!!"
"ACK-?!"
"You two better stop fighting, or, president help me, I just might go overtime because of you," Y/n grumbled, "Quit your fighting until another time, or at least when we're at the agency. Not. Here. Do I make myself clear?"
