(adj) triumphantly happy
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It was the next day since the attack on the agency. Most were doing paperwork, as others were cleaning up the place. Y/n was one of the people doing paperwork, and since most of his co-workers were help cleaning up, he had basically triple the amount of work to do.
Y/n let out a yawn as he was signing the paperwork given to him. He had already taken five obnoxious phone calls and only just started on the piles and piles of paperwork on his desk. And the worse part was that he wasn't able to go to the bakery today to get his favorite coffee.
"Hello, deary, you've reached the Armed Detective Agency." Y/n said into the phone, as it was in between his cheek and shoulder while he continued to write. "My name is L/n how may I help you?" As the call continued, he let out a few hums and okays. "Alright, I'll send him there right now. Goodbye now, deary. Ranpo, sugar, you can head out now!"
"Huh? Head out for what?" Ranpo questioned as he was relaxing in his seat, not bothering to help clean up the agency.
Y/n deadpan slightly. "Your murder case, sugar?"
Ranpo stared for a moment before let a cocky smirk takes over his lips. He leaped out of his seat and fixed his hat. "The city police are as lacking as ever, I see! They would never catch a single criminal without my support." He gloated. "My skill Super Deduction is the best in this agency... No, the entire country!! No wonder they rely on me so much! Isn't that right, sweet cakes?"
Y/n couldn't only sigh but give Ranpo a small smile. "Yes, sugar. I'm sure. But you don't want to keep them waiting for too long now do you?" He stated as another phone call was coming through.
Ranpo chuckled as he had stepped on a book on accident. "You're so right!"
"Uh... Ranpo..." A timid voiced Atsushi called out as he was just about to pick up the book to put it away. "...that book under your foot belongs on the shelf." He pointed out.
"Oh, my apologies!" Ranpo claimed as he stepped off of the book and pointed to the shelf for Atsushi. "Go right ahead."
Atsushi deadpanned. This guy wasn't helping at all, and no one is saying anything about it? This man was to be too cocky for his own good. At least, that's what Atsushi thought for a moment. He watched as Kunikida was the one to pick up the book, place it on the shelf, and even smile at Ranpo's unproductiveness.
"We'll be counting on you, Ranpo." Kunikida stated, actually calm for once.
"Most right, Kunikida!!" Ranpo pointed with a dorky smile. "You call yourselves a detective agency, but your powers of deduction are below that of a monkey! All of you merely live off the leftovers of my Super Deduction!"
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Lazy Workaholic || BSD x Male reader
FanfictionAs someone in the Armed Detective Agency, you would think that Y/n L/n would at least be a little bit productive during the day. Well, you're wrong. However, he always seems to be wide awake during the night, earning himself the nickname "Lazy Worka...