OMG did you swallow! My bestfriend Ashley Martees nearly yelled.
"Girl shut the fuck up David right down stairs " I said rolling my eyes.
Ashley was sometimes a blonde even thou she's a real blonde with big blue eyes with tanned skin and a nice fit body only being eighteen . She was a real Louisville , Kentucky girl with a award winning smile .
Ash covered her mouth with embarrassment, because she can't whisper if her life depended on it. "Girl I'm so sorry I forgot you have a step daddy ". Ash start giggling
I shooked my head at her goofy behavior 'It's cool, but no I didn't want to swallow and I told him tell me when he bout to come..He didn't mean to nut thou ".
"That's a bunch of bullshit to me niggas know when they bout to nut he just wanted to be a asshole. I mean I had my share of niggas and that's why I'm gay now". Ashley protested
I blew my breath in annoyance. "Ok whatever if you just gone judge me about it can we stop talking about it then and dye my hair now ".
"Ok it's your mouth if you want to go around sucking anybody dick and letting they kids run down your lip be my guess " Ashley said
I burst out laughing at her bitchieness I knew this girl since ninth grade and she still speaks her mind. So , me and Ashley grab all the hair supplies to dye my hair honey blonde.
"Girl this water hot as hell! Can you turn it down just a little". I yelled
"What are y'all doing in my kitchen "? My mother Brenda asked and sat down the Chinese food me and Ashley asked for.
"Mommy! I miss you where have you been"? Ashley said while running towards her trying to give her a hug.
Brenda was trying to fight off Ashley because of the dye she had all over her hands. "Getting you and your little nappy head ass friend some food girl will you move before you mess up my work clothes."
"Umm hello? Can you finish washing my hair out". I yelled still with my head under the sink while water was getting into my eyes.
Ashley and Brenda started laughing like everything was funny, but it really wasn't. Ashley finally left my head out of the sink and handed me a towel.
"Why are you always so serious you can never laugh"? Ashley asked while massaging my head.
When people say something that hurt me or I can't respond to I just laugh I'm just a cold hearted person.
"Bye girls just clean up my kitchen when y'all done ". Brenda said
Me and Ashley both said "OK ma" like we were both really sister's.
"This chinese food banging man, but when I'm gone meet Luther your brother ? "
I looked at Ashley like she was stupid
"I mean step brother " Ashley said while laughing.
Phone buzz *
Austin ~ Hey bae
