(Chip) ah we here i think this is our guy I make deals for a living so just let me do the talking
(All) okay
(Dale) ten four got your back
(Chip) no you don't have my back I got this
They all walk up to the shop where a puppet man named mr bjornson was
(Chip) mr bjornson do you have any cheese for sale
(Bjornson) oh do I have cheese *laughs* let's see we're got the Muenster the Gouda the Brie
(Chip) do you have any "stinky cheese"
Suddenly his look mad
(Bjornson) are you cop
(All) no
(Chip) no no we just wanna buy some stinky cheese the stinkier the batter
Bjornson open a secret door
(Bjornson) all right come on get in
They all walk in the door and into was inside the basement of the shop where they saw rat and mouse eating the cheese
(Sunny) wow
(Bjornson) hey no more free samples Lester this isn't baskin Robbins *laughs* so you want stinky cheese I got smell lines that'll take you through the ceiling
(Chip) "through the ceiling" huh seems like you offer a quality product but hey before we get into all that do me a favor take a look at this photo
Chip pull out his phone and show a picture of Monterey Jack
(Chip) it's a friend of mine named Monterey Jack
(Bjornson) which is also the name of a cheese
(Amelia) okay
(Bjornson) continue
(Chip) right so we think he's being held in a warehouse somewhere if you know anything I'm sure we could make it worth your while like what would you say to some complementary RV or boat insurance
(The team) what
(Bjornson) nah I don't know nothin now either buy some cheese or get out
(Chip) oh okay Um...
Then dale come up
(Dale) well perhaps we should with the disrespectful tone this felted clodhopper takes why I never
(Amelia) what are you doing
(Dale) I'm am an important business magnet I shall have no trouble attracting other suitors for my gigantic deal because that what magnets do they attract business
Bjornson garb Chip and dale
(Bjornson) no you all are definitely cops you're out of here
(Chip) okay hold on this is getting out of hand we are not cops
(Dale) we're actors *laughs* it's been us Chip 'n Dale the whole time and are friends are actors too
(Bjornson) huh interesting my boss sweet Pete he loves actors
(Dale) ah yeah who doesn't
(Bjornson) you know I think you should meet him
(Dale) really meeting sweet Pete huh looks like I just took us from outside the club to the VIP room
Bjornson zip tied them and put them all in the back of a truck and drive to sweet Pete place
(Chip) wow this VIP room is incredible I'm freaking out dude is that Jessica rabbit over there I'm only asking because I'm zip tied in the back of a truck
(Sonic) at least we have food to eat
(Tails) sonic
(Dale jr) I'm scared
(Dale) don't be scared little acorn
(Liberty) this is all your fault Dale
(Dale) whoa what's with the attitude we all were about to be kicked out with Chip plan and now thanks to my sweet improv we're going to see sweet Pete
(Chip) oh you're insane
(Dale) am I
(Chip) of course
(Dale) so you'd rather just give up
(Chip) no
Chip and dale started arguing this scared the kids
(Amelia) guys stop it your scared James lily and dale jr
(Dale) hey hold on a second how adorable are we chemistry like this doesn't just happen this have got reboot written all over it
(Chip) ugh are serious We should be home right now Millie is probably worried sick and peeing all over the place
(Dale) oh are you seeing someone she sounds... nice
(Chip) she a dog Millie is a dog
(Dale) ah I'm sure she's not that bad
(Amelia) she are pet dog dale
Suddenly the truck stop and the doors open
(Bjornson) we're here
The team got out and fellow bjornson
(Dale) whoa this place looks weird
(Sunny) where are we
They saw people acting weird
(James) I'm scared mommy
(Lily) me too
(Chip) I think we're in the valley the uncanny valley
(Dale) the what
(Chip) do you guys remember that weird animated style In the early 2000s where everything look real but nothing looked right
(Dale) oh yeah that stuff was creepy
(Sunny) yeah
(The team) totally
(Chip) well I think this is where they ended up
They keep walking knowing soon they were meet sweet Pete
To be continued
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Sunny Robyn Freddy batty mebh and amelia in chip 'n dale rescue rangers
AdventureThirty years after the Rescue Rangers series ended production, Chip works as an insurance salesman while Dale has had "CGI surgery" and works the convention circuit in hopes of reliving his glory days. When their former castmate Monterey Jack myster...
