Johnny Knoxville x reader

Part 1

~Johnny's POV~

I park outside of Bam's house, I grabbed my phone and keys before heading inside. Bam threw a massive party at his house since we start filming Jackass next week. It's only seven pm and the house looks pretty full already. I walk inside to see a mass of CKY members in the living room. I greeted everyone then immediately went to the cooler and got myself a beer. 

"Knoxville!" 

I looked in the direction the voice was coming from. I grinned when I saw Steve-o and a "naked" Pontius approaching. 

"Hey Guys!" I took a sip from the can and smiled at them. 

"I have a great idea for a bit in Jackass" Pontius exclaims. 

I raise my eyebrows, "Really? What is it?"

"Party boy Pontius- I go out in public wearing just this" He motions his hands towards what he is wearing; a silver thong and a bow tie. "And I party" He starts dancing to the beat of the music. 

"Thats is amazing" I start laughing. I look over at Steve-o, "Have you seen Bam at all?"

Steve-o shakes his head, "Yeah dude, I think I saw him with Dunn and a hot chick in Bam's room." 

"Threesome? and they didn't invite me?" Pontius jokes, looking genuinely disappointed. 

Laughter erupts throughout the room. 

A girl? Does Bam have a girlfriend or something? 

"Bro" I feel an arm roughly wrap around my shoulders. It's Bam he's stumbling slightly. "I want you to meet my bestie" he said slurring his words. He turns me towards his room and starts walking towards it. 

"Isn't Ryan your-" 

"Shushhh" Bam places a finger against my lips and smooshes them back and forth for a bit too long. "I have two best friends." 

Suddenly Steve-o leaps onto the table, simultaneously breaking the table and the ceiling fan. "WOOOAh" Bam yells and his head whips toward the commotion. "Brooo you just fucking broke the fan, Ape's gonna be pissed." 

Steve-o is passed out on the rubble of what used to be a nice dark wooden table and white fan blades. 

Bam turned towards me again and let go of my arms. "So, my best friends" He paused for a minute, as if he was lost in thought. "I have two of them." He holds two fingers up in front of my face and then hits me a kinda hard in the shoulder. 

I raise my eyebrows. "Am I not your best friend?" I say as Bam continues to guide me to his room.  

"Of course you are. I thought that was a given bro" He laughed a little. He opened his bedroom door and we walked in. 

"These are my besties" Bam said loudly.

 I smiled and waved at Ryan. I looked over at the girl that he was talking to, she's probably the most attractive girl I've ever seen. 

"Hey Knox, this is y/n. She's the girl I told you about, you know, my best friend from childhood. Me, Bam, and her met on the first day of high school." 

I nod my head, "Oh yeah, I heard a lot about you." I smile softly at her. I vaguely remember Ryan telling me about her, he definitely left out the part about her being insanely pretty though. 

"And this handsome and robust, beast of a man is Johnny Knoxville." Ryan gestures towards me. 

"Hello Johnny Knoxville" She holds her hand out, I take it and shake it. "It's nice to finally meet you." 

God her voice is perfect. 

"Ugh why are you guys so formal. It disgusts me." Bam chimes in. He lays across his bed and holds his head up with his hand. "Whatya wanna do." 

"You're the one who threw this fucking party. You tell me." Ryan said. sitting on the edge of the bed. Bam and Ryan start arguing about what to do.

"So um are you and Bam a thing?" I look over at y/n. 

She laughs and shakes her head. "Nope, he's just my best friend. I wouldn't even think about dating him"

"Yeah me neither" 

She laughs again at my remark, I laugh along with her. 

"So Bam has been telling me about Jackass, when do you guys start filming?" 

"Oh uh we start next Friday." 

We talked and talked for hours. Bam and Ryan had fallen asleep in Bam's bed quite some time ago, but it felt so natural as if I had always been friends with her. We talked about all topics from our childhood to what we did last weekend. I've never really been in love before but I think I really like y/n. She is different than any girl I've met before, and her personality is like none other, this sounds so fucking cheesy but I can't suppress these thoughts anymore. 

"And that's how I broke my first bone." 

"Really? Skate boarding" Y/n says in shock. 

"Yup, and I still don't know how to skate."

"Damn, Maybe I could teach you?"

I was about to answer her when I heard glass shattering in the other room. I abruptly get up and speed walk outside into the kitchen.  Y/n followed behind. 

All of the glassware in the cabinets were in a broken pile on the floor, along with Steve-o in the middle of it. 

"What happened here?" Y/n asked Steve-o. 

"I don't know dude. All I know is that I'm okay." He replies. 

I look over at Pontius, he shrugs. "I was putting tape on my di-" He suddenly looks over at y/n, "Is that your girlfriend Knox?" 

I could feel the heat rush to my face, "No, that's just Bam and Ryan's friend-"

"Yeah yeaH I get it" he then winks at me and smiles with his stupid smile. 

I roll my eyes and laugh awkwardly. 

"I have an amazing idea" Pontius says with a smirk. "Let's play a drinking game."

"Yeah dude, I'm in" Steve-o said. 

"Me too" Y/n says while brushing off glass from Steve-o's shirt.

"I guess I'll play too" I say reluctantly. I know Pontius has something up his sleeve. 

~

Author's Note:

Hello everyone, I know this first chapter is a bit short and probably dry but it'll get better (maybe). This is my first story so please bare with me :,). I've also barely read any fan fictions. I think I have read a total of five in the span of five years. Anyways, please be nice and Enjoy 😏

Word Count: 1066