Headcannons for Tanaka

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1) He can cook really well, he's just to lazy to cook for himself, so he made Saeko think he can't

2) He gives off mixed boy vibes 

3) He scared a kid at the park in the line at the ice cream truck

4) He went to the grocery store in goth/punky clothes and some dude kept telling him to go away because he isn't a "normal" dressing person and that he would scare the ladies

5) He's had security called on him at a mall for no reason

6) He's a BIG softie oml, he loves to cuddle

7) He's very touched and compliment starved

8) He puts his sister to bed every night due to her collage and boyfriend stress

9) He and Saeko talk about boy drama together and have spa nights 3 times a month

10) He can sing rock music very well

11) He's a percussionist in denial

12) He plays electric guitar 

13) He was leash kid until 10

14) His kiddie leash broke once so he had to wear a dog...it was the worst day of his life

15) Hia comfort music is either Rap or Jazz

16) He walks through the park just to hear the people play jazz

17) He works out a lot more than the rest of his team, and still looks smaller

18) His favorite fruit was the cotton candy grapes

19) He spent $30 at a gas/petrol station once (4,047.90 yen according to Google)

20) He buys the managers period products and snacks when it's Shark Week (IYKYK)

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