October 30th
October 30th... Shit. Only October. Every time I wake up, I think I'm in November. November has well became an ordeal. A painful and horrific experience. Every time I look around, the walls move in a little tighter. My cock grows a little harder.
It's been going on with us for a long time. We've always been having No Nut Novembers. Some people say it's stupid and cruel. Others say it's a great idea. Last year was the deadliest No Nut November the world has ever seen.
The United States Penis Corps has went out of business after last year's No Nut November. It was deemed cruel and viscous. Now, they've made something where we are taught not to masturbate at any cause. It's called The United States Virgin Corps. The slogan of The United States Virgin Corps is "WE are the Virgins". While the higher class gets to masturbate all they want. It is absolutely absurd to live a life without masturbating. Absolutely absurd to the core.
There are two classes. 1st class and 2nd class. 2nd class is the lower of the two. 1st class is for more experienced virgins. 2nd class is for less experienced virgins.
It would be an honor to be in 1st class virgins.
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Great November to Nut
General FictionA disturbing portrait of a deadly No Nut November challenge returns.
