Great November to Nut

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November 1st

No Nut November begins. It begins like a spring festival, all billowing skirts and red assholes. 

I received a letter which would indicate which class I'm in. The letter was suppose to come in the mail. It is at the top right of the corner where it wrote:

"Congratulations! You have been admitted into FIRST CLASS."

Shit.

First class.

It indicated that we will be practicing by watching extremely sexy and dick hardening porn videos every day, and try as hard as you possibly can to not have your penis to become erect. To learn what it truly means to be a non-hardened, non-masturbating true Christian.

First day went well.

The man there told us:

"If you ever have a premature ejaculation, you will be executed."

I never signed up for this. Hell, I never signed up for this at all, this shit was all required.

They said:

"The only videos you will be watching on your computer will be porn videos, is that understood?"

"Yes, sir."

"If you ejaculate, or even have a premature ejaculation, you will be executed. Because we want to produce the truest virgins there is. When you're a true God fearing virgin, you will be honored by everybody, but until then you will start watching porn and try not to get hard."

I asked him if I could stay after school to practice watching porn.

"Sure, as long as you don't cum all over my floor."

"Yes, sir."

I sat down in an empty dimly lit practice room to start my first assignment. It was posted in Google Classroom. The first assignment is to watch a lesbian porn. All of the porn they show us are extremely dick hardening. It seemed like it was directed by a professional filmmaker and professional actors and actresses as the porn stars. Hell, it was so well made it seemed like it was directed by Stanley fucking Kubrick.

Suddenly, a man enters the practice room.

"I'm sorry." I said as I stopped the porn video.

"No, it's okay, stay." The man said.

He steps forward, removes his coat. He's a tall and tough looking guy. I can't remember his name, but he was said to be one of the most brilliant virginity teachers ever known to the virgin corps. Currently he is recruiting virgins for first class. The room is silent now. And then, softly, as he's one of those people whose whisper can scare the crap out of you.

"Which class are you in?" He asked.

"Second class, sir."

"You know who I am?"

"Yes, sir."

"So, you know I'm looking for virgins."

"Yes, sir."

"Then why did you stop watching that practicing?"

I nod, I smile. I get it. I summons all his remaining energy and resumes watching that lesbian porn, trying to really show off this time. After about 3 minutes. I finished.

"Did I ask you to start playing again?" He asked.

"Oh, sorry, I misunderstood what you meant."

"I asked you why you stopped watching porn. Your version of an answer was to turn into a wind-up horny monkey."

"Sorry-"

"Show me your penis."

I nod.

I unzip my pants revealing my relatively small 4 inch penis. 

"Good." He says.

He leaves the practice room. I'm alone.

A moment later the door opens. It's him again. my  eyes widen. Maybe it's not over...

"Whoopsie daisy." He says, "I forgot my dildo." Fletcher grabs his purple dragon dildo, steps back out, closes the door. I stare ahead, alone again at the my porn video and totally deflated