Queensville Diamonds

"Gavin we have a show in a half hour can you put the booze down you crazy perverted drunk." Hillary screamed across the venue.
"Says you" I bellowed back
"This is a monster you blind dipshlit" god dammit "why is she always right" sh!t I said that out loud
"Did you just admit that oh my god did you fall or something come here let me check for a concussion"
I hate her sometimes
"I don't have a concussion I didn't mean to say that out loud" that sounded weird they all think I'm crazy now
"Oh so your either crazy or seriously hammered"wow what a 'b!tch'
"Both actually" see what you say to that princess I bet you got no........
"Guys stop fighting and get on with the sound check" our manager Carl screeched god he's an a$$.
"Oh Carl your here wow ugh.....why". Our TOUR manager Florence nervously said whilst tapping fingers together
"I'm the manager I can show up to any show of theirs I want on tour or off mind your business you're the TOUR manager not the real manager". I hate him :( "Gavin get on stage before I drag you up there myself."what a d!!!!!!ck
"Okay, okay I'm going take out your tampon Carly".

AFTER DA SHOW XD

"Pfft what's his deal". Tom huffed
"I don't know man I wish he'd just get off my d!ck" I shrugged
"Stop talking about your d!ck" ha she's asking for it
"Why does it make you feel all t......."."SLAP" ow f@ck
"What the f@ck why" owwwwwww man
"You creepy perv"
Before we get to far into the story let me just explain all of our relationships so you don't think this story is tripping balls
Me and Hillary are best friends/ friends with benefits.
Now I know what you're thinking oh gosh gross your an @$$ but things just kind of happened that way and I'm kinda okay with it cause I have a massive crush on her.
Tom and her are basically siblings.
Tom and I are best friends.
Chris is my good friend.
Jake is my cousin and Tristan is Tom's step brother. The rest of the guys are just really close to Hillary but not like Tom and I.

RIGHT now were on tour with pierce the veil, all time low, sleeping with sirens, little secrets and four years. It's pretty f@cking awesome if you ask me.

"Mermaid there you are. I've been looking for you." the very drunk jack barakat or barakitty depends on how childish he's being and that's coming from an eighteen year old with a drinking/smoking/sex problem screams across the venue at princess.
"There you are john I've been looking as well."
"Have you Wendy?"
"Always"
"Always?"
"Ha. Hey jacky. how've you been Mr. Barakitty"
"Wonderful. Wonderful Ms. VaughnHeinsenfruitentauge. And you?"
"Very well how formidable of you Mr. Barakitty"
How did they go from so stupid to very formal in like 2 seconds aside from the dumb names
"He's thinking john should we call the medic."
"You two are mean."
"You're dumb point being?" Ouch princess
"be nice mermaid. Be nice"she looked at me then She put on the cutest most enchanting smile ever and adorably skipped away with her beautiful lavender hair flowing behind her.
"Sup jack how've you been" I hadn't realised I'd been staring at her for like five minutes oh no.
"Good mr. Googley eyes."
"What?"
"You've been staring at her for like five minutes bro." Sh!t he noticed
"F@ck man"
"I feel ya I feel ya"
"You've never been in a relationship like ours." God what a Baka
"Yeah but I've had a lot of sex"
"So have I your point is"
"I'm older I've had more sex"
"Sorry jack but Gavin is a f@cking machine there's no one on this planet that's had as much sex as him." Tom budded in he's right though. Knew my buddy would support me in a time of need.