Boyfriend | sakuatsu ✔️

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Sakusa was bored and the only way to kill his boredom was to talk to his cousin.

"Here, I have random phone numbers. Just text whatever number you find interesting and have fun," Komori shrugged when he handed his cousin a notepad filled with written jumbled numbers scrambled all together.

"How the fuck am I supposed to understand this?!" Sakusa said to his cousin who was already out of his room after he finished his sentence. He sighs and just chose the most readable number on the paper.

Here goes nothing.

(Random number)

Sakusa
That you're looking for a boyfriend~
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sakusa
I see that 👀

Sakusa
gimme time..
you know I'm gonna be there 🤙

Random number
oh my >~<
do I uhh know ya? 'boyfriend'(?)

Sakusa
sorry I'm not your 'boyfriend' but I can be ;)

Random number
What if I'm already taken?
Hm? 🤨

Sakusa
yk.. I like a little scandal~
We can date behind their
back sweetheart

Random number
GASP HOW COULD YOU??!
ARE YA SAYING I SHOULD
CHEAT ON MY BOYFRIEND
WITH YOU?!

Sakusa
oh baby, nobody has to know 😏

Random number
I'm blocking you-

Sakusa
NO! DON'T!
you're just going to do me like that?

Random number
yes I'm going to "do" you like that.
Yer a HOMEWRECKER >:(

Sakusa
Am nOt!
I'm loYal

Random number
loYal my ass
You just tried getting
with me rn dummy

Sakusa
what if I told you I was being genuine?

Random number
I don't trust you
yer practically a ✨stranger ✨

Sakusa
wtf is a "yer"??!

Random number
smth that tiny brain of yers won't comprehend

Sakusa
I'll have you know I go to the most smartest academy in Japan!

Random number
So yer a teen too? Huh
Smol world

Sakusa
I'm such a dumbass-
what if.. WHAT IF YOU'RE SOME WEIRD OLD CREEP??!

Random number
And what if I am?
Are ya going to block me now? :)

Sakusa
my gut is telling me otherwise-

Random number
GODAMN JUST BLOCK ME ALREADY!

Sakusa
no can do sweetheart~

Random number
...
I'm starting to think
yer the weird old creep
here now? 😕