straight? we don't know her

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by TW_TMR

by TW_TMR

Stiles was laying on his bed finishing up on his homework when there was a giant bang from the stairs.

Without thinking he jumped up onto the bed with a bat and pillow in hand.

What he wasn't expecting was Scott barging through the door with his hands full of pictures?, "ok buddy! Time to figure this out"

Stiles sighed in relief and collapsed on the bed, "oh thank fuck, God scotty I thought you were a were- wait hang on... I thought you were a bad werewolf"

Scott ignored stiles as he chose to plop onto the bed instead, "okay! Stiles buddy it's time we figured out the mystery that is... drumroll please! STILES SEXUALITY!"

Stiels jumped as scott shouted the last part then realized what he said, "wait what"

Scott shook his head with disappointment clear on his face, "stiles, it's ok I know you're not straight. We all know"

Stiles sat there dumbstruck, "i- okay you know what? Fine let's do this"

Scott grinned and spread the papers out, "ok so we know you like women but we dont know exactly where we stand so, I've got pictures of famous men here and all you gotta do is say smash or pass"

Stiles looked disturbed, "scotty? Please never wink at me again"

"Stiles just come on!"
"Fine "

Scott showed the first picture, Johnny Depp, "oh smash definitely"

"Cole sprouse"
"Smash"

"Ryan Reynolds"
"Smash"

"Thomas Brodie sangster"
"Yes, yes and yes. One hundred thousand times yes! Smash!"

............

Scott and stiles laid side by side on the bed, "Stiles, it's been four hours. Do you know what you are yet?"

Stiles stared at the ceiling, "actually yeah, I'm bisexual"

"When did you figure it out?"
"Three and a half hours ago"

Scott sat up straight, "you what!?"

"Hey not my fault, you chose to show me attractive men, I chose to sit and look"