Teenwolf oneshots (Mainly about Stiles)

when you leave stiles unattended

The pack had all decided to put stiles on house arrest after he carelessly threw himself into danger....

Flashback

"TAKE THIS YOU SON OF A BITCH" and then he proceeded to jump onto the monsters shoulders, put him in a choke hold and smash his bat over the things head.... granted it worked but that's not the point.

End of flashback

Stiles chuckled at the memory as he lay hung over the side of the bed, his head an inch away from the floor.

He eventually got bored because, you see the pack had made a VERY big mistake.... they left him unattended.

Stiles.

Alone.

Stiles.

The stiles who is careless and come up with the most fucked up shit.

The stiles who has ADHD and runs purely on Curley fries and coffee.

The Stiles- you get where this is going.
Stiles heaved himself up with difficulty only to lose balance and tumble backwards off the bed.

"Holy shit!" He shouted as his head popped back up, "I'm like a fucking ninja. That was a better bankroll than lydia could ever achieve"

He slowly looked around with a suspicious face just incase the screaming lady was secretly hiding somewhere, and breathed a sigh of relief when she wasnt.

He stumbled down the stairs not quite sure what he was supposed to do, I mean the pack had basically locked him a house sized prison.

He went into the kitchen for coffee, but a mischievous grin appeared when he spotted the fridge......

The pack had just come back from fighting another pack when they remembered that it's time to let Stiles out.

"Stiles?" Scott tentatively walked into the weirdly quiet house.

He was gonna walk upstairs until he head a clatter from the kitchen, the pack looked at each other and made sure to get their claws out.

What they weren't expecting was stiles.

On top of the fridge, with one leg through the handle of the right wall cupboard how he managed that we'll never know, the other seemed to lodged behind the fridge with both arms clinging onto different parts of the fridge.

"Heyyyyy guyyyyys... fancy seeing you here" he grinned helplessly as he wiggled his leg as a greeting.

Derek sighed, "stiles how the fuck did you manage that?"

Stiles looked acting innocent, "oh this? This, is just my uh morning stretching that I do"

Lydia looked done with his bullshit but was trying to hold back a laugh, "stiles is 8 PM"

He smiled, "okayyyyy so it's my evening stretch. What? Do none of you do this? This is basic wolf training 101"

And then erica couldn't stop herself from bursting out into laughter, "oh my god you're a fucking idiot"

Stiles looked offended, "hey! This is all your guys fault. You left me all alone knowing what I'm like, so you can explain to my dad why his son, who is an officer in training by the way, is stuck onto of the fridge"

When he looked up he noticed the pack was leaving, "hey! Guys! You cant just leave me here you pricks...... I dont know how to get down"

He sat there in silence for five minutes till he heard the door open, "ha! I knew you guys wouldn't leave me here"

Instead noah walked in," I-"

"Heyyyyyyy daddio"