Incorrect Quote [PART 2]

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by cjhozelle1012

Gareth: *Cuddling with y/n *
Y/n : Gareth get off me..
Gareth : No never
Y/n : Gareth get off me now *in a Angry tone *
Gareth : A- are you mad at me for stealing one of your panties..?
Y/n : No I need to go to the bathroom -.. YOU STOLE ONE OF MY PANTIES?!?

Eddie : *handcuffs y/n*
Y/n : Eddie What in the flying fuck are you doing
Eddie : YOU ARE CRIMINAL Y/N
Y/n : WHY WHAT DID I DO?!?
Eddie : YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR BEING TO SEXY

Jeff : *Watching a horror movie *
Y/n : AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Jeff : *RUNS TO Y/N * WHY WHAT'S WRONG?!?
Y/n : THERE'S A SPIDER
Jeff : Come on it can't be that big-
*A HUGE ASS SPIDER *
Y/n : KILL IT
Jeff : MAN FUCK NO

Y/n : Dad meet my boyfriend
Gareth : Why yes hello sir my name is fucking your daughter/son
Y/n : HE MEANT GARETH NOT THAT
Gareth : and later when you and Mrs. L/n go in a date I will be making sweet Sweet love to you Daughter /son
Y/n : GARETH EMERSON -
Gareth : That's not gonna be my name tonight you'll be calling me daddy *smirk *

Y/n's dad : Now why do you want to marry my Daughter / son
Eddie : well sir.. BECAUSE THEY GET A FAT ASS
Y/n's dad : no way.. THAT'S THE SAME REASON I MARRIED THEY'RE MOTHER YOU CAN MARRY MY DAUGHTER / SON
Y/n and Y/n's mom :... What in the actual fuck

Y/n : *is a sleep*
*Y/n's Phone vibrates*
Jeff : *checks who it is * " LIAM(Y/n's brother )"
*AGGRESSIVELY TAPPING Y/N*
Y/n : what is it..
Jeff : WHO THE FUCK IS LIAM?!
Y/n : THAT'S MY BELOVED -
Jeff : AM I NOT YOUR BELOVED ?!?
Y/n : I MEANT TO SAY BELOVED BROTHER
Jeff :...
Y/n :..... Wanna make out?