your mom part 2

Mama~ Just killed a man

The imortal snail had me in a tight grip around my strected neck.

The snail had a stern look on its face and i saw my life flash before my eyes.
You know those commerical where the people mess up the most simple things? Yeah, that was what it looked like.

I felt something run down from above on my face. I tried reaching my arm to my forehead (that was now pretty far away after my neck got streched).

When i looked at my fingertops after i had scooped uP some of what was running on my forehead, i was amazed it was BLOOD. Wich was pretty confusing since i wasnt on my period.

At that moment i felt the grip around my streched neck losen. I turned around but the immortal snail was gone from my sight.

What i did saw was a figure standing in the doorframe. It was ur mom! With a gun. (Perfect duo if you ask me)

Only then i realised that the immortal snail was laying beside me bleeding from its head....or butt i couldnt really tell the diffrence.