your mom part 2

Funny Story (Bob Drowned)

I was finally fed up.

I stood up and told Bob my STRONG opinion.

"If i wanted to hear from an asshole, id fart!!!" I screamed at Bob.

-Bob dindt like that-

I felt a sharp pain trough my whole body as Bob attacked my toes.

I never tought he would stoop as low as Legos.

I kicked Bob off my feet and held my toes painfully.

I dindt realised that  Bob was slowly slipping into the pond.

Ofcourse he had to drown dramatically, typical Bob.

But deep down i knew, i would never find such a great gravestone like him.