❗Expunged × Bendu ❗

♥︎𝙸 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞♥︎

✦ 𝐵𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑢'𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑣 ✦

Sigh , what do I do today ? Expunged is hanging out with his friends while Bandu is on a date with is phone ! I'm stuck with a little goblin here named Brobgonal .. ? I don't know ... it's sorta a weird name but I don't bother . Bandu left him home so I could have someone to talk to .. I'd rather not talk to him because I heard really bad stuff about him , besides ! I tried talking to him and he called me a fat pig ... of course I slapped the mother fucker with my keyboard as hard as I can . Well deserved ! Anyways , I were on my bed ... just laying there thinking ...

Bendu: "Does Expunged even love me anymore ? He's always out with his friends and never gives me respect at all ."

Brobgonal: "IT'S BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE F****T , HES INTO WO- ." (Sorry if that word was offensive , I just censored it instead)

I slapped the fuck out of that critter , slapped him hard enough to make him conscious . Fuck you too . Anyway I heard the door slam open , it was Bandu and Expunged ! I didn't expect them to come home together .. that's actually surprising to me . I immediately threw Brobgonal's consciousness body in the bathroom tub .

Expunged: "BENDUUU !! DID YOU MAKE DINNERRR ??"

Bendu: "No ... why ??"

Expunged: "Well can't you see I'm fucking starving here ?? I'm HUNGRYY !!"

Bendu: "How was I suppose to know you were starving ? You were literally hanging out with your fr- ."

Expunged: "OH SHUT UP ! NERD !" *-Pig noise-*

He's weird right ? But I decided not to talk back because I am not dealing with no yelling or anything like that . Bandu looked at me with an worried expression , he's probably worried of me but I could care less . I took out the chicken breasts with the rice ... there was sadly no beans nor tortillas in the fridge .. oh well .. I took out a pot from the kitchen wall (yes we hang up our pots) put it on the stove and got cooking !

[20 minutes later 🤣]

Oh jeez , that took long ! Well I was cooking of course that's gonna take mf long .

Expunged: "HEY !!! IS FOOD DONE YET ?? I'VE BEEN WAITING 200 YEAARRSSS !!"

Bandu: "Expunged ! You gotta be more respectful to Bendu ! That's your boyfriend !"

Then I heard yelling from the two ... that just got me frustrated . I sighed and just gave them their dinner .

Bendu: "There's your food fatasses , eat up ."

Expunged: "ᵗᵒᵒᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵉⁿᵒᵘᵍʰ ."

I heard him whisper , I did another sigh . This time it was long . I stormed off to my room and plopped down on it , onto my side . I started tearing up ... is this how a relationship is suppose to be .. ? I silenced my sobs , making sure no one heard it . Even Bandu . Then my door slammed open , what the fuck didn't I lock it ?

Expunged: "BENDU . WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE YOURSELF SOME HUH ?"

Of course . I didn't respond to him . I tried to stop crying but I couldn't , it was too much .

Expunged: "HELLOOO !! BENDU ??"

He had sat down on my bed shaking me .. again I didn't respond .

Expunged: "Bendu ??? Are you okay ??"

Bendu: "Leave me alone ..."

There were some cracks in my voice , that probably gave him a clue that I was crying ... oops !!!

Expunged: "What happened ??"

I got up , closed the broken door that seemed the lock didn't work anymore  then sat next to him .

Bendu: "Expunged ... I've been meaning to ask you this for awhile now .. It's been pulling me down ... Do you even still love me ??"

Expunged looked at me with a confused face .

Expunged: "Of course I do silly ! Why wouldn't I ?"

He patted me on the head .

Bendu: "Well it's because you always yell at me and- and well ... yeah ..."

Expunged: "That's just how I am ! I'm like that to everyone ! I promise I'll try cooling that down towards you ."

He gave me a hug , I stopped sobbing and hugged back .

Expunged: "I still love you ."

[665 words ⁉️]