❗Expunged × Bendu ❗

⁉ 𝕎𝕙𝕠 𝕥𝕗 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 ?!

💛 Ｂｅｎｄｕ'ｓ ｐｏｖ 💛

I was hanging out with Bandu in the living room , on the couch approximately 12:37PM . Expunged wasn't home so I just spoke with Bandu because ..... well why not ? He's fun to talk to while Expunged isn't home !

Bandu: "Oh ! Did you know that I found a picture of Expunged kissing his teddy bear ha !"

I chuckled at Bandu's statement till I heard a bang on the door .. must be Expunged ! So I got up from from the couch and opened it to see .. three random men ... I don't know why I'm calling Zambi and Ringi random but I saw this 3d man ... he had a green hat , red sweater with green pants ... Very similar to Bambi sort of .

Bendu: "Uh ... hi Ringi and Zambi .... and random man .."

???: "BENDU , ITS ME . EXPUNGED ."

Bendu: "You don't look like Expunged ... you sound like him but you don't look like him .."

I couldn't tell if this was the real Expunged , I mean I cant just straight up believe this man ! I don't know if he's real , I dont know that !

???: "RINGI , ZAMBI SAY SOMETHING !"

The two looked like they didnt even wanna be here .

Zambi: "Uhm ... uh ... Oh hi Bandu !"

Zambi immediately ran inside the house and ran over to Bandu to avoid this situation .... I wonder why ??

???: "WH- RINGI WHAT ABOUT YOU- ."

He was gone right before "Expunged" got a look at him ... why are they avoiding this stupid situation ??

???: "UGH . FINE !! I'LL JUST PROVE IT MYSELF !!"

This RANDOM man that I DONT EVEN KNOW JUST STEPPED INSIDE MY HOUSE !

Bendu: "HEY HEY HEY GET BACK OUT !!"

The man started walking towards me , I stepped back and made my way into the kitchen ... I hit the counter I suppose . He then got closer and closer and once he was hovering over me ..

???: "Do the dishes , clean the house , make dinner , make sure all the trash is out and DON'T leave a spot ."

Yep that's Expunged . Now I believe him .

Bendu: ".... Okay I believe you but why are you like .. that ?"

Expunged: "uhhh WHY CAN'T I ??"

Bendu: "IM JUST ASKING ??"

Expunged: "BECAUSE ... I don't know I JUST AM LIKE THIS LEAVE ME ALONE , GOSH ."

I rolled my eyes sarcastically , then I got tackled down .

Expunged: "Rule 69 , don't you roll your eyes at ME ."

Bendu: "Whatever ."

He looked at me for a second then gave me a kiss on the cheek .

God I love this man .

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