Jeff: *gets on one knee*
Jane: Oh my God it's finally happening
Jeff: *falls over*
Jane: The poison is kicking in
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Jeff: You fools don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon
[Y/N]: *without looking at him* It's a spear
Jeff: Blocked
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Toby: Guess what I have sitting in my backyard
Hoodie: A trampoline
Toby: Better
Hoodie: A boat
Toby: Better
Hoodie: A football field
Toby: Better
Masky: Well what, Toby
Toby: 33 aborted festuses
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Eyeless Jack: I've been trying to call [Y/N] for thirty minutes and they won't pick up
Jane: Oh let me try
Eyeless Jack: I've called like six times-
[Y/N], on the phone: Hello?
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Kagekao: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking but I am also in the house tonight
BEN_Drowned: But are you shuffling
Kagekao: Everyday
Slenderman: What language are you two speaking
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Masky: *about to leave the cabin* Can I kiss you
[Y/N]: What?
Masky: I said I won't miss you
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[Y/N]: Is something burning
Nina, leaning seductively on the counter: My love for you
[Y/N]: Nina the toaster's on fire
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[Y/N]: I want a baby
Clockwork: They're usually chilling in shopping carts outside grocery stores. How fast can you run?
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Clockwork: Nina is so annoying
Nina: I heard you were talking shit about me
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Fanfic"I'm crazy?! What's crazy is this world that refuses to let me be with you!!" Some murderous individuals have taken interest in you but not all of them want to shower you in affection . They have become you're (unwanted) admirers . It's either you a...
