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Draco : any news?
doctor : we're just waiting for your X-ray
Draco : I didn't date anyone named ray
Doctor : we might need to do a brain scan
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rainbow : If you drink alcohol that's pretty gay cause when you drink it you can't think straight
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funneh : is that vodka?
lunar : yeah
funneh : straight?
lunar : no, gay
funneh : the vodka NOT YOU?!!
- the amazing ✨HaRRY StYLEs✨
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waitress : what would you like?
rainbow : I wish to devour the unborn
gold : eggs, she wants eggs
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rainbow : why can't dinosaurs clap?
Draco : because they have small han-
lunar : cause they are dead.
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(let's add you in the quotes now)
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lunar : shut up
you : or what
lunar : I'll marry you
you : *screaming*
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kidnapper : I have you daughter
funneh : I don't have a daughter
kidnapper : then who was crying for cookies and candies?
you : holy shit- they have rainbow
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*you went to a eye doctor*
doctor : your results just came back
you : can I see them
doctor : probably not
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you : I'm drowning!
Draco : you're just 5 feet in the water
you : not everyone is tall
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you : how would you like your coffee?
gold : as sweet as me
you : *hand her a mug*
gold : it's just salt?!!
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Rainbow : did it hurt when you fell from the sky?
you : do I look like a dead bird to you?
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(Back to the krew universe)
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Draco : I had a terrible dream last night, you were in it
Funneh : and?
Draco : wdym "and"
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lunar : why isn't there any synonyms for me
rainbow : cause there no one like you bro
lunar : bro
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gold : I accidentally ate rainbows cookies, how much time do i have left to live?
funneh : 10
gold : 10 what?
funneh : 9
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rainbow : ah shit, I forgot
lunar : forgot what?
rainbow : how do you expect me to remember.
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Draco : I don't cry for anything
funneh : you were crying over dragons
Draco : they can't blow their birthday candles-
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thanks for reading this! Ily <3
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