Draco : Looking left cause you don't treat me right
funneh: Looking right because you left
rainbow : Looking up cause you let me down
Gold : Looking down cause you fucked up
lunar : What is wrong with you guys
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Draco : What did you guys get in your yearbook?
funneh: 'Prettiest Smile'
rainbow : 'Nicest Personality'
Gold : 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Lunar: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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rainbow : Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Funneh : I was arrested for being too cool.
lunar : The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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funneh : it's hot in here
Draco : cause I'm here
funneh : ew.
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Rainbow : guys I've to tell you something
rainbow : I'm gay
Draco,giving money to lunar:
lunar: told ya
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lunar : rainbow we might have lost gold.
rainbow : WHAT
Draco : I have a plan though
Lunar : let's hope it works
Draco : GUYS THERE'S A 70% SALE ON URBAN OUTFITTERS
gold : 70% sale you say?🤨
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gold : Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
rainbow : No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
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funneh : Go to Hell
Lunar , tearing up: I wish I could
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Rainbow, driving lunar and Draco: So how was your day?
Draco : We almost got surprise adopted!
Rainbow : What?
Lunar : We almost got kidnapped.
Rainbow : Oh, okay.
Rainbow : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Gold : Do you ever want to talk about your emotions,lunar ?
Lunar : ... No.
Rainbow : I do!
Gold: I know,Rainbow
Rainbow : I'm sad!
Gold : I know,Rainbow
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Draco : In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
rainbow : Wasn't funneh with you?
funneh : In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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gold : WHY. why did you give lunar a KNIFE?!
Rainbow : I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Gold : Now I feel unsafe!
Rainbow : I'm sorry.
Rainbow : ... would you like a knife?
