Bigbootyhalo enters the cabin with a smell of fish from a barrel
Skeppy: welcome, i will plan to go back to my place tomorrow, but you can stay or migrate back to my house with me, we have plenty fish and stuff to make a fillet o' fish,
Bbh: i will eat 13 double fish of fillet
Skeppy: no are you du-
*Bbh must be a void because he just sucked up 13 fish burgers 💀💀*
Skeppy: do you have A FAT FETISH LIKE-
Bbh: wtf is fat and what is a fetish
Skeppy: fat is like you, the size of a life sized tater tot like you vored the tatertot, and fetish is being attracted to stuff like vore
Bbh: i know vore is love so i will vore you? Is that it?
Skeppy: go to fu*kin bed
Bbh: i will vore you in your sleep and noone will kn-
*Skeppy SnOrin LOUdlyY*
Bbh: aaaAaaahshnexj9e4cndc3m9kd3xosx3jmodx3inec3ii3dcn3dcn 2ecin ec2ince22ecojbrcojfr jorcoj rcf4 o ndc3on cd3on 4cdo n4fco n4cfon 4d on
Next day:
Skeppy: i've awake since 4Am help me pack up if you wanna go
Bbh: uhh ok
*bbh starts packing stuff*
Bbh: whats your address so i can deliver the stuff?
Skeppy: we have a truck thats owned by me near so we will pack boxes up on the towing side
Bbh: ok!
*they're pack up was done after 5 hours*
Skeppy: ok time to put it on the towing side and in the back!
Bbh: ok but my forehead is niagra falls but with sweat rn
*they succeed to go to skeppys house and talk about stuff*
Skeppy: all done, lets setup the campchairs here and take a break with food
Bbh: uhh ok what food
Skeppy:
Potato with a little cat whisker seasoning
Bbh: as i bigbootyhalo hate thy personel skeppy
Skeppy: OMFG UR NAMEEEE!!!!!!!:÷=; 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
Bbh: ugh why did i accidentally mention my non acronym name
Skeppy: would you 🔞 that guy on the street
Bbh: nah man, he is still in 1704, he is f *kin black and white
Skeppy: thats my friend... Buying ham there
Bbh: then he ugly as a milf 💀💀
*skeppy invites a6d the drug dealer*
A6d: ayo wanna crack some pig skin bong skepster?
Skeppy: no, we are eating a potato rn
Bbh: whats a crack?
Skeppy: beefed up cocaine
A6d: like, can you guys love eachother yet? Its the storyline
Skeppy: unghhhhh WHYYYYY
a6d: can i sit in a pair of round balls in your throat and mouth?
Bbh: i feel connected and linked to skeppyyyy WHYY
A6d: idk
Bbh: I CANT MOVE THE CHAIN IS LITTERALLY REAL!!
Skeppy: bruh dramatic
Bbh: no, i could pull you if you werent made of tungsten and diamond
*skeppy turns into cocacola*
Skeppy: fizz
*skeppy flies across to the kitchen and transforms into normal form*
Bbh: see lol
Skeppy: i will throw the bible
Bbh: NO SATAN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF LOVELY SATAN NO PLEASE NO NO
Skeppy:
Boinky cat for 100$, accep-
Bbh: yes i will pet a godly being omg
Skeppy: you can keep it if you break a door
*bbh smashes a door into tiny splinters*
Skeppy: ok
Bbh: raise a WAWA 💖💖💖
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The Incident (Crackfic Skephalo)
FanfictionA person named skeppy who stayed at a cabin found a demonic figure with a name so hilarious it started an arguement and accidentally they became friends and did massively cringeworthy stuff