inside skeppys house

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Bigbootyhalo enters the cabin with a smell of fish from a barrel

Skeppy: welcome, i will plan to go back to my place tomorrow, but you can stay or migrate back to my house with me, we have plenty fish and stuff to make a fillet o' fish,

Bbh: i will eat 13 double fish of fillet

Skeppy: no are you du-

*Bbh must be a void because he just sucked up 13 fish burgers 💀💀*

Skeppy: do you have A FAT FETISH LIKE-

Bbh: wtf is fat and what is a fetish

Skeppy: fat is like you, the size of a life sized tater tot like you vored the tatertot, and fetish is being attracted to stuff like vore

Bbh: i know vore is love so i will vore you? Is that it?

Skeppy: go to fu*kin bed

Bbh: i will vore you in your sleep and noone will kn-

*Skeppy SnOrin LOUdlyY*

Bbh: aaaAaaahshnexj9e4cndc3m9kd3xosx3jmodx3inec3ii3dcn3dcn 2ecin ec2ince22ecojbrcojfr jorcoj rcf4 o ndc3on cd3on 4cdo n4fco n4cfon 4d on

Bbh: aaaAaaahshnexj9e4cndc3m9kd3xosx3jmodx3inec3ii3dcn3dcn 2ecin ec2ince22ecojbrcojfr jorcoj rcf4 o ndc3on cd3on 4cdo n4fco n4cfon 4d on

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Next day:

Skeppy: i've awake since 4Am help me pack up if you wanna go

Bbh: uhh ok

*bbh starts packing stuff*

Bbh: whats your address so i can deliver the stuff?

Skeppy: we have a truck thats owned by me near so we will pack boxes up on the towing side

Bbh: ok!

*they're pack up was done after 5 hours*

Skeppy: ok time to put it on the towing side and in the back!

Bbh: ok but my forehead is niagra falls but with sweat rn

*they succeed to go to skeppys house and talk about stuff*

Skeppy: all done, lets setup the campchairs here and take a break with food

Bbh: uhh ok what food

Skeppy:

Potato with a little cat whisker seasoning

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Potato with a little cat whisker seasoning

Bbh: as i bigbootyhalo hate thy personel skeppy

Skeppy: OMFG UR NAMEEEE!!!!!!!:÷=; 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

Bbh: ugh why did i accidentally mention my non acronym name

Skeppy: would you 🔞 that guy on the street

Bbh: nah man, he is still in 1704, he is f *kin black and white

Skeppy: thats my friend... Buying ham there

Bbh: then he ugly as a milf 💀💀

*skeppy invites a6d the drug dealer*

A6d: ayo wanna crack some pig skin bong skepster?

Skeppy: no, we are eating a potato rn

Bbh: whats a crack?

Skeppy: beefed up cocaine

A6d: like, can you guys love eachother yet? Its the storyline

Skeppy: unghhhhh WHYYYYY

a6d: can i sit in a pair of round balls in your throat and mouth?

Bbh: i feel connected and linked to skeppyyyy WHYY

A6d: idk

Bbh: I CANT MOVE THE CHAIN IS LITTERALLY REAL!!

Skeppy: bruh dramatic

Bbh: no, i could pull you if you werent made of tungsten and diamond

*skeppy turns into cocacola*

Skeppy: fizz

*skeppy flies across to the kitchen and transforms into normal form*

Bbh: see lol

Skeppy: i will throw the bible

Bbh: NO SATAN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF LOVELY SATAN NO PLEASE NO NO

Skeppy:

Boinky cat for 100$, accep-

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Boinky cat for 100$, accep-

Bbh: yes i will pet a godly being omg

Skeppy: you can keep it if you break a door

*bbh smashes a door into tiny splinters*

Skeppy: ok

Bbh: raise a WAWA 💖💖💖

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