Skeppy: according to satans dogmas, its traitor behaviour to banish demons from overworld, the pentagram is a serious job done by following expected dogma, all traitors will be kicked from all 5 layers of hell to overworld
Skeppy: oh god, do i have to live with aether himself!??! Bbh, oh god, holy god!!!
Aether: *kicked into skeppys house* oh hello
Bbh: *gently placed back into skeppys house* oh i missed the pits of hell, satan why?
Skeppy: *brain-cell pops* uh what the f**k
Bbh: woman💅💅
Aether: the what??
Skeppy: the... Where is the WAWA💖💖💖
Bbh: J9EFOJEQVNOD2ROVNWFN9EGJNEGI9XHE0FE⏫😙😄💅😙😭⏫💅😙😗😁⏩⏫💅😗⏫😭💖ICHRHCEOCNECOEJCO2VHOCHR3V0NI3RCRI9HC92IHR9CIHR2B0ICF30XBUCR0IDBU0CDBDICBEUCBDCIHRICBDCIRHCEIBXNE0IS02BI?S20IB?S2N0I?SN0?IS?N0I?30IBD.\2! UB02&! E÷-,0÷😚!BUE÷S 9H! UB0 D0H ?D?H. NOOOOOO
Skeppy: i've never seen a f**king Imp have a stroke
Bbh: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU MARRIED 0 SUCCUBUS 👿👿👿👿
Bbh: what zero succubus does to a mf 💀💀💀
Skeppy: you look like an enchilada with guacamole on the top of it with crema and salsa 💅💅
Skeppy: how the f**k you got a succubus??? No succubuses???
Bbh: women💅💅
Aether: men💀💀
Skeppy: bisexuality💅💀
Bbh: trisexuality😎💅💀
Aether: quadsexuality😎💖💅💀
Skeppy: polyarmous😛😘😚😗
Bbh:lesbingu🐱-
Skeppy: bro is a zoophile💀💀💀💀💀
Aether: bro i will go levitate and rent next-door
Bbh: bro is named after a minecraft myth 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Skeppy: how do we ring up water and glowstone portal!?!?!
Bbh: 345-678-910
Skeppy: WHERE IS WAWA!!!!
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The Incident (Crackfic Skephalo)
FanfictionA person named skeppy who stayed at a cabin found a demonic figure with a name so hilarious it started an arguement and accidentally they became friends and did massively cringeworthy stuff