Issei's OP gaming system

Typical day

Issei woke up and received a call from Sirzechs himself.

Sirzechs: Hey Issei that fight we had was amazing but I'm still kinda hurt ehehehe.

Issei: I could heal you if you want.

Sirzechs: N-no thank you, it's alright; issei may I ask something of you?

Issei: I still don't know you well enough for favors, but let me hear it.

Sirzechs: Ok, I have a job for you, you'll be paid handsomely if you choose to take it up.

Issei: Hmmm keep going

Sirzechs: Well it's about the Phenex clan

Issei: Assassinations take up time and covering them is a real big pain, so I won't do those.

Sirzechs: No no not an assassination, I believe you have an interest in my sister, or the way you talked about her the other day.

Issei:

Sirzechs: Well glad your still there, I want you to cut off the marriage between Rias and Riser Phenex, do you think you can do that?

Issei: That arrogant flying hot cheeto is engaged to your sister...

Sirzechs: Y-yea~ (sighs in defeat)

Issei: It's not very smart to talk through call, meet me els where tomorrow noon, You set up the place.

Sirzechs: Than~ (Issei hung up)

"Geez why must I be bothered all the time, I still have school and stuff" Issei said as he got out of bed completely. "Leaving so soon?" Said a very familiar voice.

Issei: Yea I have to get up, I have school to go to...

Kuroka: Fufufufu, you seem to be up and outta bed and in a foul mood because of school.

Issei: It's always like this~

Kuroka: That's cute, but why don't I make you happy on this fine morning.

Issei: I'm sorry Kuroka but I have to get breakfast done and stuff.

"Aww your really gonna say no to me and this kitty down here" Kuroka said as she took the covers off and rubbed her entrance with the tip of her fingers.

Issei: Eh!~ I-I really can't ever say no, no matter how many time you do this.

Kuroka: Hehehe kitty speaks.

Issei: Ok but let's make this really quick, I definitely can't be late for school.

Kuroka: Okay, my wove wove issei.

Issei: That sounded weird coming out of you.

(An hour and a half later)

"SHIT SHIT, System how long is it gonna take us to get there!?" Issei said as he was running to school.

System: It'll take 14 minutes to this rate of speed your currently going, you Amy reach the school in less than a second if you use your real speed or teleport.