Author's Note:
This is an AU set in the From Wiltshire, With Love universe.
I have it on good authority that you don't need to have seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show or to have read From Wiltshire, With Love in order to enjoy the story and get the humor. However, there are a few inside jokes that won't be as funny if you haven't.
For those that need a recap of FWWL: FWWL is a canon divergence of the Deathly Hallows in which the Order is actively fighting Voldemort. Draco is unnerved by his family's precarious position within Voldemort's army and decides to spy to get his parents to go into hiding. He thinks a post-war pardon from the Order for his family is the only thing that will convince his parents to leave. So he's bargaining for a pardon in exchange for his ongoing work as a spy. Hermione is his handler and knows that the Order won't give Lucius a pardon; his sins are too great. But she hasn't told Draco because she doesn't want him to stop spying.
In terms of their relationship, Draco has already confronted his bigotry with Hermione via explorations of her abandoned Muggle home where they hold their meetings, and the aid of a few outings into the Muggle world. The two have strong feelings for each other but haven't voiced anything yet, each for different reasons. Draco had a recent scare because Snape found out he was spying, but chose not to turn him in. In a moment of panic and desperation, he tried to kiss Hermione at their last meeting - but she refused.
This short AU could take place after chapter 35 – the first safe house raid.
Hope you like it!
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Biting back a grin, Hermione thumbed the D.A. Galleon to relay her message to Malfoy.
Tonight, you lose your virginity.
After several tense moments, bright letters flashed around the coin with his reply.
There are several incorrect assumptions in that statement.
She grinned wider and replied again.
Nevertheless, you will.
You think I'm a virgin?
I don't think, I know.
How?
A woman has her ways.
A woman spied on me at school.
What? No.
And failed.
That's not–
You kinky bitch.
I had far better things to do. Like Divination.
You obsessing over me certainly explains our current arrangement.
5 min, wanker.
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