Scooby Doo x Shaggy

Fat Nan Pt2

Daisy Wetwilly was morbidly obese because she was shaggys nan. She ate raw meat and chewed on her dead skin in her free time. She was often mistaken as an alpha male when she is actually an alpha female (sorry for the slur guys) 😈

Daisy often said the n slur to Scooby and shaggy when they were not helping her consume more calories and watch more geomagnetic men play clash of clans and their feet.

One hot sexy day shaggy was standing outside scrubbing the concrete with ajvar because he wanted to earn the respect of his favourite wog girl Dubravka. She was smelt old and smelt as though she had a big disease on her. So he decided that if he couldn't get her to stop smoking, he'd have to give her all the ajvar he could eat. He'd eat it, and then drink rakija until he was drunk. The rakija dulled his wog pain a bit. A bit more and he would lick her.

One hot summer day shaggy was drinking out of the shower when Dubravka opened the door. He quickly stopped drinking and tried not to notice the smoky ajvar smell coming off of her. But Dubravka didn't like people drinking when they were bathing so she stopped him. He stopped drinking and looked into her smoky eyes and said:
"U ime oca, i sina i duha svetoga..."

Dubravka tried to slay the beast in her, but she couldn't. The smoke didn't seem to bother her anymore so she grabbed his hand and forced him to smell her hair and smear some of the dried ajvar in it. Shaggy agreed, he was extremely hesitant but when the ajvar settled in the hairs of Dubravka's tresses she kissed him. Shaggy agreed to kiss her any way that she wanted to. She kissed him and pushed him to the floor, sat on top of him and whispered in his ear," Daj mi, mogu te brće da ti se uskrutim." "Već idem punom brzinom." Shaggy said.

I'm telling you, I'll turn around and you'll be gone. That night Dubravka took a taxi to Old Sarajevo and slept with 100's of shaggys men. That night Dubravka stopped smoking ajvar. She never took another sip of rakija. Dubravka had gone from one world to another.

Photo by Thomas Bourgeoisie

Author: me

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