(wag)Wan gangster day Scooby just finished popping pills with a massive woman called Velma when he started having a tic attack because Velma pulled out her non-verbal and blue feet. When suddenly, Scoobys opps pulled up. They caught him lackin. They pulled out their shanks and had a pillow fight.
"On god." said Velma in slow motion.
"Kiss your nan." proclaimed Cench.
Suddenly Scoobys opps (Post Malone and Central Cee) were feeling a bit wet so they jumped the fence. There were feds behind that fence.
"YOUR MUM FAT MAN" said Postie as he strutted away in x3 speed.
Post Malone took a bite out of Central Cees creps.Later that day Scooby found himself playing cod in Batman's layer when someone started talking to him.
"Bro your mum got big bunda ' in her poonami." Daniel said to scoob.
"You mean your tummy has a baby in there?" Scoob said and giggled.
"No its an adult big vape."
"Oh yes, I've had my eggs fried too much today so I'm a bit bloated, I thought I better drop you so I don't get you mixed up with an oversized nan." Scoob said.
"Oi, I'm not allowed to say the word nan out loud in case my mandem hear." Scoob said to Daniel.
After this sexy encounter they decided to meet up.
Daniel told Scooby that he's a professional vaper and that Scooby should try sometime. It was bull balls flavour.OMG! When Scoob saw Daniel for the first time he almost soiled himself.
DANIEL WAS ASIAN! Scooby really felt like saying the c slur.
"SCREW YOU DANIEL THE ASIAN! IM GOING TO SUE ALL OF THE ASIA!"Daniel did a ghost and scoffed. "You are displaying some discriminatory behaviour towards me bruv."
Scooby farted for exactly 23.48 seconds. There was an echo and some strange noises, but he looked satisfied so he didn't care."Er, what was that noise?" said Daniel.
"Fucking fuck, It's Shaggy," Scooby said.
Daniel looked so confused. I think the faeces was too close to the edge.""I don't have time for this," Scooby said, trying to wipe his arse with the floor.
They started making out aggressively while Daniel still took a break every 0.03 milliseconds to vape his bull balls flavoured vape.
Next part very sexy watch out!
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Scooby Doo x Shaggy
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