Like every boobie in the world, Jungkook's boobies started off as a chocolate chip. The day Jungkook's boobies turned 13 years old, Jungkook's boobies decided to finally show their talents at an audition called Superstar Boobie. Jungkook's boobies' vocals were recognised by many entertainment agencies, and they were reached out by 7 different companies.
Out of happiness and excitement, Jungkook's boobies visited all the companies. When they visited the last company, they bumped into a boobie with ungodly mouth-watering unholy juicy smooth like butter luscious scrumiddlyumptious moanable-just-by-looking-at-it ding dong shalagadong 1,000,000,000 out of 10 thighs. He immediately fell in love and decided to debut as a boobie pop idol with 5 other boobie members.
Jungkook's boobies eventually found out that the boobies that had the ungodly mouth-watering unholy juicy smooth like butter luscious scrumiddlyumptious moanable-just-by-looking-at-it ding dong shalagadong 1,000,000,000 out of 10 thighs' name was Namtiddies. Jungkook's boobies relationship built strong with the 6 members of their group, Boobietansoneondan. Though the group did not have many fans, Jungkook's boobies knew that they were loved by a hundreds and that their stage name --Jungtips-- was iconic.
Years passed and Boobietansoneondan grew famous as they had fans increasing everyday. Jungkook's boobies knew that the new album's title song, Fake Boobie was going to make them even more famous because the choreography was just as sexy smexy shexy as Namtiddies' boobies.
Jungkook's boobies wasn't sure why Namtiddies decided to change their stage name to NT, and wanted everyone to call them NT from then on, but Jungkook's boobies didn't care, they continued to call them Namtiddies. Bro was in love.
Boobietansoneondan celebrated their 7th year anniversary of being a group together. Boobietansoneondan decided to release their final album, Dynaboobie and bid goodbye to their beloved fans and members. In honour of releasing the last single album as 7 members, the boobies decided to have some fun and use a shit ton of auto-tune with a fun music video.
To their biggest boobie surprise, Dynaboobie broke a HANDFUL of records in the boobie music industry. Not just the Boobie pop music industry, WORLDWIDE boobie music industry.
Jungkook's boobies could not believe their eyes. Boobieboard Hot 100 1st place? On my 23rd birthday? Jungkook's boobies decided to celebrate with drinks and tears with the members and got drunk and fell asleep on the couch. Taeboobie noticed Jungkook's boobie sleeping so they decided to upload a video of drunk Jungkook's boobie on Twitoobie.
Jungkook's boobies' eyes are so puffy oml hes literally the loml this video is the reason i live im gonna cry
2 years passed and it is now 2022. Every year Boobietansoneondan has a 'BTS (Boobietansoneondan) Festa' which is the word for their Anniversary. However, this year was a little different. Boobietansoneondan announced that they will be going on a hiatus and will be disbanding since they have been living together for 9-12 years.
The whole fandom was in tears and cried for 5 hours straight (me. no literally me.).
HOWEVER A LIL TURN BOOBIETANSONEONDAN AINT DISBANDING IT WAS JUST A MISTRANSLATION AHAHAHAHAHAH A BITCH CRIED FOR WHAT i only should have cried when Namtiddie cried when they were talking about their true feelings and what they were hiding from us BUT THE TRANSLATOR IS FIRED NOW SO ALL GOOD.
Boobietansoneondan decided to take a hiatus for 5 hours and came back to business. They even broke the record of the fastest hiatus a boobie group ever had. Boobietan announced that they will end this chapter one in all seriousness and start their chapter 2 where they are all naked and planning on killing all their fans with their hotness.
Jungkook's boobies is the richest and closest fan of Namtiddie, that boobie probably cuddles Namtiddie to sleep I wouldn't be surprised.
Jungkook's boobie followed a hot boobie and became a multi-millionaire celebrity, and i somehow will too one day😤
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Fanfici like jungkooks boobies so i made a story about it at 3:01 am and ended it at 4:24 am and its unedited so you can do it for me my loves
