The Goddess of Mischief and Reality

Take that Stark

Buckys POV

It was an hour later and Tony was literally out of his mind. Rhodey came in to take his place but he lost his bonkers as well.
And now Thor came in for both of them and even he's looking tippsy.

Y/n just stood there with a smirk and drowned another beer with a disgusted expression. Tony had started to flirt with Natasha resulting in Clint and Pepper pulling them from eachother. And Rhodey fell asleep on Pietro's shoulder

I watched in awe as Thor finally wiped out and couldn't talk straight. I laughed as he convinced Loki to trade in and take on y/n. After a bit of convincing he obligated and facer her.

She smirked back and raised her bottle. Loki nervously did the same and they both started to drown them. Loki looked disgusted as he took the bottle from his mouth. He shook his head harshly and drowned another bottle.

After 23 more bottles Loki was finally out of it and Y/n started to look a bit tippsy as well. She couldn't stand straight anymore so she was now sitting on the counter with her shirt half ripped in the middle.

Thor had started to flirt with her making her laugh and he noticed his name on the back of the shirt and they started to argue making him tear the shirt.

Y/n had now officially drowned 143 bottles of pure energy/alcoholic drinks and she was still conscious. She pointed at me and smiled. "You, the cute one with the metal arm. Challenge me" she said picking up a bottle and tossing it to me.

"I think you might wanna stop now y/n" I said coming over to her. She just slid her finger up and down my chest and giggled.
"I don't take orders from anyone, no matter how cute they are".

I stepped around the table and took the bottle from her. " give it back" she whined. she got up and tried to grab the bottle from me only to fall down on the floor.

She groaned as she struggled to get up. I picked her up and she started to play with my metal arm. She chuckled slightly and shook her head. "I was kidding, I'm fine" she said sitting on the couch as I laid her there.

"You know you just called me cute right" I said raising my eyebrows. "I mean, yea, I did call you cute but then again who wouldn't"? She said chuckling again.

" I wouldnt " Loki said glaring daggers at me. "You don't count, dipshit" y/n said taking another swing from the bottle she took from my hand.

"Please stop y/n, you've already drank 144 of these" I said looking at the extra drink shelf Tony had which was now almost half empty.

"Fine I'll stop, but I'm still thirsty" she whined slouching into the couch. "Try this y/n" Peter said sitting next to her with tired eyes as he handed her a juice box.

"What's this"? She asked trying to open it. " Its a juice box, here" he said opening it for her. She took a sip and smiled. "Its really sweet" she said giggleing.

"It is, and even better. There not full of alcohol or other random toxins" he said grabbing another one.

She reached over to grab another one and snuggled next to Peter as she drank it.
I got up and helped Wanda gather the many, many bottles scattered across the room.

I looked at the clock realizing it was 5:43! That explained why Peter was up. He went to sleep and got up early for school soon.

"Mr.Barnes sir" Peter said from the couch. "Its Bucky, but ya kid" I said looking up from the bottles that were stacked on the table. "Could y/n come with me to school for a while, I think it would be a cool way for her to learn a bit more about Earth" he said eagerly.

"That might not be the worst idea"

Chapter question

What age were you aloud to start drinking?

(Me being British-American with alcoholics as adoptive parents, I had my first drink at 4. It was a flavored vodka. And it wasnt that bad)