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A man walks into his bed drunk. He Farts and says "Touchdown!". His wife farts and says "Touchdown, 7-7" The drunk man tries to fart so hard he poops on the bed. His wife said, "what was that?". He says, "Halftime, switch sides!".

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 28, 2015 ⏰

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