(Just a bunch of random crap)
Lycan: and every since then you've been afraid of cucumbers
Blixer absolutely terrified: yes I can't even walk down their isle of the grocery store
Lycan: damn can't even get near them
Bring out the cucumbers!
Heli: *walks over holding cucumbers*
Blixer: NO *runs*
Cube: everyone in this room is completely straight
Blixer:.....
Barracuda:.....
Cyan:.......
Penta:.....
Cube: April fools
Heli: *enters car with balloons*
Captain: "ar those helium balloons"
Heli: "What's wrong with them"
Captain: "how many times do I ave to don't bring your balloons in my car"
Heli:
Lycan: and now the cars floating
Heli:im sor-
Captain: it's to late now we're fly'n away
(I barely made the text accurate there's so many words being said at one time my brain can't process)
Cube and barracuda: at a museum
Barracuda: "this is absolutely the most gorgeous piece of art I've ever seen. It is structured in way that is just perfection it's soft curves and edges its calm blue color palette it is truly a masterpiece."
Cube: "you've been staring at me for 5 minutes"
Barracuda: "I know"
Cube: "how do you deal with bitterness"
Barracuda drinking coffee: "well I usually drink or eat something sweet afterwards"
Cube: "like what?"
Barracuda kisses Cube: "you"
Barracuda: "Your gluteus is quite pleasing to my oculus"
Cube: *blushes*
Blixer: "oh look too nerds flirting"
(Human au)
Captain: "alright tie a knot right there"
Cyan: "Cube do you know how to tie a knot"
Cube: "uh yeah I know one" *ties a noose*
Captain: "fine knot la- wait a second"
YOU ARE READING
Jsab book
FanficThis is another fandom I'm in I don't own the game or it's characters obviously I made the cover art of this book I will likely put more fan art in this book as well as stories and incorrect quotes
