firestar x smude joke fanfic

Chapter Five

    firestar and smude went out hunting. they passes riserclan trrrrrtorry and smude jumped in the water to catch the fish.
     "smude no you can't do that that is illegal" but smude was already in the water and having the die. a river patrol passed by and say the dead cat and the aliveish cat.
     "what" they did the ask. the water cats jumped in the water and girestar was so happy they went to save his best french. but they didn't save him. they died him even more. firestat was so sad his husband was dead. he went home and cried to gaystripe because he is his only other friend. gaystripe was so happy. now he could do the fuckeeny with fire.
     "give me your fire" evil graystripper demand.
     "what"
     "mine" gaystripe cried.
     "no you're so mean" firestar ran away crying back into cat hell.