Mafia Only Goes One Direction

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I am faced with the man I was sent for, but not yet shall I do my job. He thinks I'm an innocent fanboy. Pathetic of him to assume such upon a man who is much greater than himself. I walk past him and call my boss. "Hello, is there a problem?" My boss, Domenico Cefalù, asks.

"No, I just need the memory block pills. If possible, in powder form and ones that block all memories of me talking. I was face to face with the target, and I know a way to use the One Direction boys to get to him. I just need to mess with their memory a tad bit," I say.

"I will send Johnson-Lee out immediately, he will meet you in ten minutes at the dressing rooms once they have all cleared out," he says. "Perfect," I say, then hang up. Welp, forget the personality pill for now. I'll take it after the memory powder.

I head back and see Sierra and Zayn kissing. "Ick! No thanks, get a room." I say, then slap my mouth. Sierra rolls her eyes and Zayn looks at me like I'm crazy. I can't say much, because the powder will leave gaps in their memory. I want it to be as little noticeable as possible.

"Hey, suit dude! Catch!" Louis yells. He throws a water balloon at me, which I catch without it popping. His eyes widen, "Well shit." I smile and set it on a table. Soon the ten minutes were up and everyone was gone, as planned.

Johnson-Lee walks in cautiously. "Johnson-Lee," I state. "Sir," he says, nodding. He hands me a bag of powder and leaves. Now to put it in their drinks, or a cookie would be better because they might share drinks and I don't want Sierra's mind wiped.

I leave and go to the bakery closest to here. I walk in and notice one of the men under me is working. Spy work I bet. "Lin, I would like access to your kitchen," I say, holding up my ID from the boss. He nods and lets me in.

I bake four cookies with the powder and twenty without it. Harry has yet to hear me speak, so I do not have to worry about him. When I head back. I spot Louis throwing a water balloon at a management dude. I walk up to him, smile innocently, and hold up a powder cookie. He smiles and takes it, shoving it in his mouth. I smile, he pats me on the head and heads off, back to the interview.

One down, three to go. Knowing Niall, he would be sneaking some last-minute snacks, so I head over to the food table. I was right! He looked at me and smiled, "Hey kid, how's your head?" He asks. I give him a thumbs up and hand him a powder cookie. "Oh, thanks, I didn't see any cookies. You make it?" He asks as he eats it.

I nod and hand him a regular cookie. He pats my head as well and goes back to eating. Now time to find Liam. Where would Daddy Direction be? Talking to the management team! I find him and hold out a powder cookie," Oh, I'm not that hungry love, but thank you," he says. Time to put on my signature pout. I frown and hang my head low. He looks at me and frowns, then takes the cookie and eats it.

I smile big, which makes him smile. "This is really good, thanks kid," he says. I wander off to find Zayn. Sierra, they are in a broom closet I bet. I open about twenty broom closets before I find them in one. "AHHH, BITCH, FUCKING COCK BLOCK!" Sierra yells. "I roll my eyes and hand Zayn the powder cookie. I give Sierra her own cookie and make sure Zayn eats his. After, I smile at my accomplishment, I enjoy a cookie myself.

Now that I was done, I walk back to the dressing room and relax. I lay down on the couch and fall asleep. When I wake up, everything has moved. Wait, I am in a whole different place. WAIT. I AM IN A FUCKING MOVING CAR.

When I say I sat up faster than a cheetah on steroids, I mean it. Great, I let my guard down and got kidnapped, AGAIN. "Calm down love, you are just traveling with us," Harry said. I know for a fucking fact it was his voice. "Sierra and Zayn took a separate car, they said something about you and a cockblock," Liam says, rolling his eyes. "Hazz, does this kid talk at all?" Louis asks. I'm still pretty shocked. It is taking everything in me not to freak out.