001. Breakfast havoc

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Billy tries to make you a breakfast! Isn't that sweet of him? hopefully he did not destroy your kitchen.

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Waking up sucks- today is saturday.. what time is it? 6:28? Great just when my plan is to sleep until 11- wait. Why does it smell like burning?? Oh- gosh.

Practically jumping from your bed, running straight to the dining room and almost tripping to see what was literally happening and causing that terrible smell, you were greeted with bill floating and looking proudly at something on the table, but you were mainly focused on the mess and smoke behind him coming from the kitchen.

"..W-WHAT- SMOKE-" "Oh hello shiner! Finally rise from your slumber?" Bill said noticing your dazed form. "BILL- WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING AND WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE KITCHEN?? THERE ARE SMOKE EVERYWHERE-" you immediately ran to the kitchen to see your kitchen now, being a big mess.
Cracked eggs on the wall, flour everywhere, milk spilled near the sink, and butter- well it looks fine just sitting on the table. Aswell with a black like remnant in the stove as if a science experiment had occurred there. Staring at the mess with wide eyes and open mouth bill suddenly appeared infront of you, "Well that was abit rude of you just running past me while i was talking." He says with a hint of sass in his voice. You turned and stared at him while pointing at the mess, "This- what is the meaning of this, bill??"

"What? can't you see i was trying to cook?"
"No. I was asleep. But what's with the mess?"
"Well i was attempting to make you breakfast!" As he said that, a pan fell down making you flinch as you look at the kitchen then back to bill. Sighing, you decided to just deal with this later. "Alright. what did you made for me?" He instantly had a look of glee in his eye as he took your arm and drag you back into the dining room and took out a seat for you.

"So! I saw how tired you were yesterday, and i decided to make you pancakes! I'm sure you would enjoy it." You looked at him then to the table with burned pancakes and too much syrup on top of it. You blinked, finally beable to see everything properly. looking back at bill, who was having a proud look at his face, if he had a mouth he would be smiling smugly right now. As much as angry you are at him for practically destorying your kitchen, you couldn't help but feel a little bit charmed by this. As a small smile crept up your mouth and you let out a little giggle. "Oh bill this is sweet of you, really. But you know i can't eat this- it's basically almost ashes!" You laugh while bill looked almost offended.

"Okay, sure i know that humans can't or just don't eat these kind of stuffs but seriously, i don't see what the big deal is! Yeah it's kind of burnt but not much in my opinion!"
Still laughing, you picked up the plate and shook your head with a amused smile, bringing the plate to the kitchen and Bill just frowned at you all the way following you back to the kitchen.

Noticing him narrowing his eye at you throw away the pancakes, "Oh, come on bill, don't be upset, even if i didn't eat the pancakes doesn't mean i do not appreciate that you already tried making it!" You exclaimed laughing as he pounted and looked away.

"Hey how about we try making it together?"
Bill looked at you abit suprised
"After you help me clean this mess obviously." his face dropped slightly then replied "Fine, Fine i could just snap my finger you know." and glanced back the other way. Slightly snickering you turn to get the ingredients aswell as a cup of water. Bill for moment stays there having a genuine look in his face.

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haha burnt pancake
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