Illusion

Nighttrain

"I don't know why I'm doing this, it's pointless." I tell Krist and Dave.

"It's not pointless, it can end the Rosie-wars forever," Dave tells me. "In the meantime, let's go over to Pats house to see if he still wants to join the band," he continues. Pat Smear, a friend of mine that wanted to join nirvana. When I first met him, I didn't even know he was alive! Pat has been around since the 70s with Germs.  When we arrive at Pats house we see a unfamiliar car there, he must have guests over. We ring the doorbell and wait for a answer.

"Pat you have.. KURT," Duff Mckagan shouts. I've never met him in person, he looks like a giraffe, a skinny one. He holds a bottle of vodka in one had.

"Hi guys! Are you here to talk about me-joining-Nirvan?" Pat asks with a smile. We nod our heads as we walk inside. We see a beat up black bass, must be Duffs. What type of name is Duff anyway.

"Dude, Axl will not stop talking about you! Can you tell him to shut up? I mean I don't dislike you or anything it just gets annoying." Duff declares. Why would Axl remotely care about me?

"Ironic, cause Kurt doesn't shut up about Ax-" Dave tries to say.

"No, he's just annoying as fuck, was the new GNR album OK- I guess," I finish for Dave. Suddenly, someone knocks on the door, do they not realize there is a doorbell. Idiot.

"Speaking of Axl, that must be him!" Duff says then gets up to the door and reveals, a shirtless Axl Rose. Oh hell no. I didn't know he looked like that, his fiery hair with a smirk. The confidence Axl projected made me nervous, something I don't feel with people "like" him.

Axl starts, "Well well, I didn't know you had guests Pat. Especially good ol' Kurt."

"Yeah I just remembered, uh Krist, Dave, Pat and I have to go do something," Duff randomly exclaims. They leave the house, I chase them and realize.

"THEY LOCKED IT," I scream, how could they??? Locked me in a house with Axl, damn it.

AXL POV

Fucking hell Duff, I mean sure I liked him and all but this was NOT the plan. He hates me, I'm still all mighty Axl Rose. Kurt is screaming, I don't blame him. "So what do we do?" I ask Kurt.

"I don't know," Kurt says and proceeds to sit down- giving up on escaping. I get up and play a record, Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin fills the room. "Why this, we aren't fucking," Kurt jokingly says.

"Well," I accidentally say. My life turns upside down, I admitted something to the ONE man I wasn't suppose to. I freak out. And it appears Kurt starts to as well.

"What do you mean, WELL. I want honesty Rose," Kurt worriedly says.

"YOUR VERY HOT AND IM GAY, NO BISEXUAL-SAME THING GODDAMN IT." I shout, regretting all my life choices. He walks over and kisses me.