(present)
waves of jimmy savilles disappointed tears flood the world alongside the syphilis semen, camouflaging better than andy in a green t-shirt. maybe it blends so well because it is actually also jizz. a distant pool cue rides the waves harder than anything syphilis-infected has ever been ridden before. amelie stops running. waves of acceptance drown them, which foreshadows the waves of syphilis cum that are probably getting them next. fucking whore
(flashback)
they are now a milf. is there anything more to life? probably cuz they havnt shagged queen cheryl yet that sexy fucking beast. mmm to be milking those bazongas rn ugh amelie could only wish. jk they could pull cheryl because they are sexy and cool
but theres no time to be distracted. syphilis jesus is on the loose. amelie must find the blue baby before its too late. but how will they track it down?
a blue car zooms by (its blue cuz syphilis)
amelie knew what to do so they followed the car, running very quickly in their 7 inch platforms which they would still be 6 foot without because they are very tall especially compared to andy the absolute fucking gremlin tiny little goblin bitch
the car led to a vape shop, the same one where andrew the syphilis slurper was born. blue bodyguards stood outside. that dirty fucker shagged them all. thinking quickly, amelie finds a game standard 59 inch pool cue made of steel conveniently tucked away in their back pocket.
they absolutely fucking destroyed the bodyguards with their pool cue flaying skills and ran inside the vape shop to see cheryl getting absolutely pounded by a strange blue man. cant believe u got there before me ffs
they were slowly turning blue as though they were choking to death. amelie was turned on by this due to their raging choking kink as a member of the dream smp fandom. oh to be losing oxygen rn they could only dream. no they must stay focused because this is extremely bad and serious.
cheryl syphlis
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