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⛅️🍭🍀Puzzles

Regressor!riddler/edward (3-5)
Caregiver!batman/Bruce

Plot¿ Edward makes his way to Wayne manor in his regressed mindset to play puzzles with his caregiver

Headcanons♤ Trans and OCD Edward because I said so

No pov

Edward Nashton, the riddler, the most feared masked criminal at the moment, you would think that he would be ploting or recording for his channel or maybe even causing havoc and chaos throughout the city, but at the moment he was waddling down the streets of Gotham. In his four year old mind he was perfectly fine and in the right to be wandering dark city streets late at night with no defense, all because he missed his Dada.

After surprisingly making it to the large doors of his caregivers mansion he knocked three times exactly before the doors flung open moments later, before him stood an unfamiliar person, it was an older gentleman who dressed oddly formal. He just stared at the man before the unknown person spoke "may I ask who you are and what your business is here?"

Edward stood for a moment "I Eddy 'an I here to see Dada." He answered proudly, the older just stared at him puzzled.

"Do you mean master Bruce?" The butter asked, the younger just nodded excitingly. "Right, just this way." Alfred said calmly, leading Edward down to Bruce's room.

The regressed just burst his way into the room "Dada!!!" He yelled "puzzles time now!!!" Bruce was slightly shocked, how did edward get to the manor?

He hugged the boy "bubs, how did you get here?" Bruce questioned

Edward look at him happily "was a biggy boy an gots here alls myself." He announced proudly, he really thought that he was in the right.

The dark haired male sighed slightly "Hun, I'm not mad but you should have asked me to get you, there's icky people out there who could hurt you." He said calmly, the mentally younger frowned and whispered a simple 'sorry'. Bruce chuckled lightly "it's ok hun, Now how about that puzzle time you were talking about?"

The little immediately perked up "Yeah! Yesyesyesssyes!" The spent hours playing with wooden puzzles of all different types and sizes, after a few hours the brunette yawns lightly.

This did not go unnoticed by the vigilante "Bubs, are you sleepy?" He asked, Edward violently shook his head "c'mon hun, the puzzles can wait." Edward again shook his head while babbling nonsense. Bruce sighed and rested a hand on Edward's shoulder "how old are you hun?" The regressed boy shyly lifted one finger "awe, such a tiny boy, how about we make you a baba and get you into comfy pj's?" The older asks, he doesn't wait for an awnser before hoisting the younger onto his hip and walking to the kitchen.

He has Edward pick a bottle (he chose batman♥︎) before making a decent amount of angel milk and handing it to Ed as Bruce walked back to the room, Edward on his hip the whole time.

Next he changes the boy into a dino themed footy onsie, making sure to take off Edward's overused binder, and sat him in bed before crawling right next to him, they both drifted to sleep happily.