WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4.Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."
7. Skip rather than walk.
9. Sing along at the opera.
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. Get kicked out of Walmart.
15. post this on your page and make someone smile!
