Living Normal- 1D fanfic

Lord help us

Zayn POV

(A/n: this happened before they found out about living with Ralen)

"Liam, uncle Si said that you needed to call him... He said it was about some house or something, but he said you would know what he was talking about."

"Shhhhhh!" The other boys said in unison. Right now we're watching some film called 22 jump street or something? Idk but the other lads really seem to be enjoying it. Louis is throwing popcorn in Harry's "precious" curls,Niall is eating everything and Harry is screaming. Liam just sat back down.

"Listin people!" Liam yells but it's barely audible over Harry's screeches.

"Hazza shut ur carrot hole or I'm gonna lay on you!" Louis and his carrots😂God.
"So now you shut up" I butt in while Niall is munching on some Cheetos.

"I have an important anouncment and I think you should all need to hear what I have to say for you guys sake. Simon called and told us we were going to live with a family in America in the state of Georgia. He said that in order to relate to our fans more we need to see what a normal life is like because apparently he thinks we forgot. Anyways we leave first thing in the morning."

"Yes ur majesty" Louis says in his nerdy voice.

"Oh my gawd I'm so freaking happy"harry says sarcasm literally dripping from his voice and adds on an eye roll.

~~~~~~~day of the flight~~~~~~~

Louis POV

"What even is life?" Zayn says out of the blue.
"Life is whenever food is present" Niall says keeping the serious tone.
I decide to join in on the conversation.
"My definition is way better than you guys' so I might just give you the privilege of hearing it" I say.
"What is it boobear?" Hazza says in a sweet voice.
"Two words, carrots."
"Louis carrots is one word. I literally do not understand how you graduated high school if you do t know the difference between two words and one." Liam says those words of wisdom and miniutes later zayn starts humming and the others can't help but fall asleep. Not me though. I'm wide awake and I have plenty of peanuts to go around. I decide to have a little fun on the way so I throw peanuts at everyone and when they look at me I act innocent. Some people are sending glares my way like I'm the one who threw the peanuts😒 i smack Liam once the plane lands so that he can wake the others but he takes the Goodmorning smack to another level and wops me in the back of my head. All the commotion wakes the boys and the flight attendant has to lead us off the plane with quite a few scowls from the other guests. We go inside the airport and there Simon is with some lady who looks to be in about her early forties.
"Boys this will be ur new 'mom' for the summer. Simon says while gesturing to the lady.
"Hello! Yall can call me Miranda!" She says quite enthusiasticly.
"Hello mummy! I yell at the top off lungs and capture her in a bear hug. We the others all day their hellos and we find the car and begin the ride to our new home for the summer.