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[Family Chat]
WilburSoot: FUCK YOU TECHNO
WilburSoot: IF I GAVE S SPEECH ABOUT ANTEATERS I'D WIN ON THE SPOT
WilburSoot: BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD AGREE WITH ME
Philza: OH MY GOD
WilburSoot: THEY'RE THE WORST, PHIL
WilburSoot: the WORST
WilburSoot: they are bad animals
WilburSoot: Their tongues
WilburSoot: Their fur
WilburSoot: Shit name
WilburSoot: SHit evil creatures
WilburSoot: FUCK THEM
WilburSoot: Awful terrifying evil bad ugly motherfuckers
WilburSoot: they eat ANTS like its damn caliber
WilburSoot: or whatever the fuck those fancy fish eggs are called
WilburSoot: Fuck those too
Technoblade: caviar
WilburSoot: awful rich person food
WilburSoot: just awful tiny fish
WilburSoot: only stupid dickeheads would eat food composed only of tiny animals
WilburSoot: like ants
WilburSoot: like anteaters
WilburSoot: if there was a button to kill them all I'd SLAM it
WilburSoot: Tommy tell them
WilburSoot: Tommy
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Wilbur huffed, impatiently tapping the side of his phone. Come on, this is the one time he'd appreciate Tommy jumping in to take over the conversation with rambles. Why- wait.
Wilbur felt through his pockets. Oh yeah, he still had Tommy's phone. Huh.
He glanced at his screen again, passion gone. He still hated those blunders of nature with burning hellfire but didn't feel like continuing his rant.
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[Family Chat]
WilburSoot: Nvm
WilburSoot: I still have his phone
WilburSoot: okay
WilburSoot: I'm gonna go now
WilburSoot: bye
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God. Fucking anteaters. Fucking anteaters. God's mistake. Disgusting. Ew. He hated them so much.
He didn't even want to think about them. He didn't need to think about them. He did need to get ready for Niki, Eret, and Fundy to come over.
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General FictionPhil is a well-respected prosecutor just getting back into work. Technoblade is a feared and successful defense attorney with questionable clients and is rumored to be a bit... unstable. Wilbur is a musician turned politician with big plans for a be...
