"There's only one way to find out if Eren is the one."
"Not this again."
The girls all arrived at the bar before any of your male friends - which was surprising. They were always eager to go out for a drink. However, without them there, it made it easy for Ymir to tell everyone of her plans. It was fool-proof really, except it meant one person was going to have to be thrown under the bus.
Historia decided to join everyone as well. She was so busy with her schooling it was impossible for her to make time to see everyone. For once she decided to throw away her responsibilities and hang out with her friends like the good old days. Tonight was supposed to be a fun night, but by Ymir's insisting to discover the truth, it was likely to be ruined.
However, the more she talked about it, the more you became curious. There was an endless amount of possibilities - students, professors, staff, hell the person might not even go to the same university. There were thousands of people to choose from and the likeliness of figuring it out was slim unless they messed up.
"(Y/N)'s got to fuck him," Ymir announced. Your jaw became slack at her idea, too shocked to even say anything about it. "Eren was practically fucking you while you were on his lap this week, he wants you. Besides it's been way too long since you've been laid, it's a win-win for everyone."
"What- no!" You nearly shrieked. After knowing him for several years, you knew all about his sex adventures and the last thing you needed was to be added to his endless list of hookups. Not to mention, he was your friend - you didn't want anything to attempt to ruin it. "I'm not having sex with Eren."
"She makes a good point," Sasha shrugged. A hot pretzel was shoved into her mouth as she spoke. "It was pretty obvious he was hiding something yesterday when you brought up if he was the one making the videos. And don't even try to lie, we know you've always thought about what he's like in bed."
You looked over to Mikasa and Historia, hoping they had something that would help for your side. They said nothing, either meaning they agreed with the others or they wanted no part of this argument. Historia was only just learning about this entire situation, she never even heard of Paradis_Finest before Ymir brought it up.
Before you could even try to argue her completely flawed plan, none other than Eren and the others arrived at your table. They all sported similar outfits - tight t-shirts that hugged their muscles and jeans. Some wore a jacket, Eren and Conny bared the colder air outside without one.
"Started drinking without us?" Conny asked, a grin on his face. By the way your night was going so far, you were going to need a lot more drinks in you to get through it all. He gestured for one of the waiters and ordered a couple of pitchers of beer for the table. He was planning on getting wasted, no surprise there.
Ymir's plan was always set into motion. The circular booth had the girls trapped in the middle with the men on the outside. Fortunately for her, Eren snatched the place right beside you. His mood from the other day was still in motion. One arm slung over your shoulders, the other resting on his lap.
"Guess it doesn't take us as long to get pretty as it takes you," you quipped. Conny shot a hand to his chest, pretending to be hurt by your comment. His short hair took him nearly no time to get ready - unless you included the minutes he spent looking at himself in the mirror.
"And here I was about to offer to buy you a drink." You couldn't but let out a little laugh. It really had been too long since you could all have a night like this. No matter what happened with this stupid porn account, or with Eren, tonight was going to be a good night and nothing was going to stop that.
"Historia it's been forever since we've seen you!" Armin sparked a conversation. The attention of everyone was turned towards the two of them, listening to how her past several weeks had been considering no one has really seen her. Eren's attention, however, went directly to you.
